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Friday, August 29, 2008

McCain Picks Palin

Today,in Dayton,Ohio,the Republican presidential candidate John McCain picked the Alaskan Gov.Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate.'More of the same', McCain,has been going in the wrong direction for what we feel,a loong time,now.

Therefore,we,the Hippocratic Party,consider this clip from the movie,'Dumb & Dumber' as the perfect response to McCain's choosing Gov. Palin as his running mate choice.






Sunday, August 24, 2008

Happy '72th' Birthday' To More Of The Same' McCain

The Hippocrat Party would like to wish presidential candidate 'More Of The Same-John McCain' a Happy '72th' Birthday on August 29.So,please don't take it personal,Mr.McCain,when we ask you a simple question about this campaign ad:'When it says....'Washington's broken.John McCain knows it.'




....Where was president George W. Bush when hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast on August 29th,2005?















Oh,yes...he was with you.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Obama Picks Running Mate!

According to sources from deep within the Obama campaign headquarters,the Hipprocrat Party has learned that Barack Obama has finally picked his running mate for this coming November's presidential election.In a choice that will seem like a surprise to many,Mr.Obama has chosen John McCain as his vice presidential selection.


"I know many of you would have not had me choose senator John McCain,"began senator Obama,"But the fact of the matter is that John McCain and I see eye to eye on ninety percent of this country's issues.Senator McCain will also bring me a strong segment of the popular vote that I would have had a much harder time reaching without him.To me,John McCain is the obvious choice to be my vice president."

Sources within the McCain headquarters confirmed his selection,and called it,"The right thing to do for America."

More news on this subject will be forthwith upon it's discovery.




Monday, August 18, 2008

Tagged by 'Comedy Central's,Indecision 2008'!

Hey!Guess what...check this out!I've been tagged by Comedy Central's,'Indecision 2008' [http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/08/18/ronald-reagans-son-has-all-or-at-least-most-of-the-answers/].Click on 'worse president'.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

'More Of The Same' McCain

McCain got 'Punked' by Karl Rove.McCain takes it like a boy.McCain embraces and boot licks his new mistress/dominatrix-Rove Karl.








Do we really want to vote for,"MORE OF THE SAME" McCain?

Friday, August 08, 2008

Here are some more OBAMA IS SO PHAT JOKES:

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that being a celebrity is JUST a side effect of his popularity.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that John McCain is willing to sleep with-the man who punked him-Karl Rove...wait that's not a joke!

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that when he got a My Space page there wasn't room for anyone else.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that FOX News actually admitted to being 'unfair and unbalanced'.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that they are going to put his face on Mt.Rushmore.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that Dick Cheney no longer calls his oil,'black gold'

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that they are finding his image on potato chips,pancakes,water towers,etc.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that when you say to him,"A penny for your thoughts," that he actually gives you his TWO cents worth.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that Rush Limbaugh has to take pain killers so he won't have to give you the real skinny.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that he makes George W. Bush pee his pants.


Friday, August 01, 2008

The Mac-Rovian Candidate