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Thursday, April 10, 2025

The Not My President's Rue The Day List

Parody:

CNB News has stumbled across a Top Ten Rue The Day list that the Not My President has compiled for (This is a quote) When even while I'm [the Not My President] destroying the United States I appear boring doing it.

My Rue the day Top Ten Things To Do List:

1: Fly only the Rebel battle flag over the White House 

2: Make P. Diddy Secretary of State.

3: Nuke Atlanta 3 times!(next time they'll give me my 11,000 votes and every country will know I'm serious) 

4: Make slavery legal again (use only illegals at first)

5: Make American the 51st Russian State

6: Make The Handmaid's Tale happen 

7: Put 'In America' into the Lord's prayer(may His will be done 'In America' and the rest of Earth as it is in Heaven)

8: If you're vaccinated you can't vote unless you do a shot of whisky .

9:Will charge one million dollars to the parents for the right to use Jus primae noctis.

10: Declare FOX the only legal news channel 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Starting to feel Trump is near the end. He has no idea that his actions could leave not only to a recession but maybe an actual war. The problem is he has surrounded himself with weak people who will not speak up.

3HourTour said...

The whole of congress & the supreme court are weak. It maybe too late.