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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Rush Limbaugh and The Barber

I used to go to this barber named Chuck.He gave $5.00 haircuts,and gave a pretty good cut.The only problem was that he always listened to Rush.One day he actually sighed,and said,"Ahhh,where would I be without Rush Limbaugh?"Well,to make a short story long,one time Rush said something so bigoted ,false and inflaming,that while I was sitting reading a hunting magazine,I burst out that Rush was a raving lunatic.This man Chuck,then gave me a nice haircut and even trimmed up my hairy eyebrows.I thanked him,put on my glasses and paid him-even giving him a nice tip.I went along on my merry way......Until I got home.My wife was aghast!Chuck had giving me 'Spock' eyebrows!Spock!You know-The live long and prosper-guy!My wife wanted me to march right back there and demand my money back!I said for what?Five bucks?Was he going to put the hair back on my eyebrows?Any doubts that Rush Limbaugh was EVIL were left behind me after that.This is a true story,and I approve of it's telling...LIVE LONG AND PROSPER-y'all

Sunday, April 23, 2006

This is me

This is me...though this is not my house.

Post It Note

I have never really blogged,and I wonder if I'll ever have anything to truly say.