Asked to explain her comment our source continued,"It's bad enough that she has too eat footlong corndogs in front of our men folk so suggestively,but...going sleeveless?Think of our daughters!
"And,she even danced with her husband in front of God and everyone!This is going too too far."
Another Tea Party source told us,"My husband is always explaining to me that a woman's place is in the home.That she should always obey only her husband.When I questioned him on why we like Michele,he told me to shut up and get him a beer.A woman running for president is just too liberal for me.Next thing you know husbands will be getting their own beers.Then where will we be?"
A third source didn't understand why she just didn't marry Mitt Romney,"She's so hoi polloi.Why doesn't she just marry him?Mormons are allowed to marry more than one wife,right?Wouldn't that be like getting two presidents for the price of one?"
Yet,another source claimed,"I used to believe that the Tea Party stood for something.Michele Bachmann makes me forgot just what that was."
The Hypocritic Party doesn't know whether these sources are loose cannon Tea Party outsiders,comic fodder or something in between.But it does appear that some partyers are distancing themselves from their queen.
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