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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Sarah Palin:Bene Gesserit Witch?

The Hippocratic Party has learned from a top Pentagon source that Alaska governor,Sarah Palin maybe of the secret order of the Bene Gesserit,"She's a Bene Gesserit witch,alright,"claimed our source-using the derogatory name for nuns within the Bene Gesserit order,"If you heard her speaking at the R.N.C.,you could definitely tell she was using 'the voice'."

Fellow Republican,Mitt Romney,once himself considered a top choice for the convented V.P. spot,is said to have lauched the Pentagon investigation into Gov.Sarah Palin's background."At the convention,"Romney is reportedly to have stated,"I noticed the top of her 'tramp stamp'.It read,"Claims the former Govenor of Massachusetts," 'Fear Is The Mind...'well,I couldn't read the last word,but one would have to assume that it could only have said,'Killer'.'Fear Is The Mind Killer'.Isn't that what the witches say?"

According to our high Pentagon offical,Senator John McCain seemed unconcerned,"Isn't the Bene Gesserit a fictional order from the sci-fi series,'Dune'?"reportedly said McCain.

"He is so out of touch,"announced our source,"He doesn't even know what an 'I-Pod' is.Fiction-paah."

As if to advance the Pentagon's claim our offical produced a photo of Sarah Palin and her daughter,Piper,that he says is on the sand planet,Arrakis.

"Spice is the only trade from the planet Arrakis,"spouted Mitt Romney,"If Sarah Palin was there,it could only be to introduce the highly addictive spice to Earth.This must be looked into immediately."


The Hippocratic Party believes

the Bene Gesserit Order to be a
total work of fiction,but must in
good conciseness report this story
based on the evidence given to us
by a non-biased pentagon source.

If further information comes available,you can count on theHippocratic Party to publish it.







Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin & daughter,
Piper,supposedly on Arrakis.






1 comment:

Gary F. Logan said...

Come now, the lady could never undergo the Gom Jibbar without cracking! She is no Kwisatz Hadderach either.
Duney