You know you are a Cleveland sports when:
10: You always learn new and interesting ways to lose.
9: You learn the pure love for the game.
8: You wish you were addicted to heroin.There is no lousier high then knowing you can't quit being a sports junkie for a Cleveland team.
7: The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls,and Cleveland hasn't even had a 500 season in eons ( and has never been to a Super Bowl ),yet as a Browns fan,you still yell that the Steelers suck.
6: You believe Cleveland fans are the best in the world...even though that means supporting sport teams that have no intention of fielding Championship caliber teams 'cuz they can fill the stands just as much with a team that is cheap and untalented.
5: The most talented player in all sports can't break the jinx.
4: You know Einstein was right:Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.
3: There is a perverse pleasure claiming to be from a sports town that suffers the most.
2: Cy Young awards winning here always get traded.
1: You have the greatest sport chant in all of history: WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR!!!
