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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Trump World 2 a world quite like our own

 Trump World:2 A World Quite Like Our Own-

Tonight's Episode, I Wouldn't Join A Club That Would Have Me As A Member.


" We all have those people that we know that we- let's say- are indoctrinated. They've taken the red pill. 

"Let's not call it a cult. Maybe they think the same about us, "They've drank the Kool-Aid. They worship a false idol."

So began the TEN C commentator Ted Monoply.

He had a closed blue leather Bible parked on the left side of his desk and an expensive bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey & a shot glass on the right. He poured a shot and downed it.

"I used say to 'me a riddle, a thought exercise...a 'What if?" supposition: Who would get to Heaven? And in this theoretical query I'd use a worse case scenario.. used the worst of the worst."

Ted Monoply leaned into the camera,"If a religious terrorist blew up something big, say in These United States because he thought when he did it that he was pleasing God and therefore going to heaven with its 17 virgins...

...Does this terrorist get to Heaven? "

Ted-I am the news- Monoply showed open hands, "And why shouldn't he?" Ted asked reaching for The Bible, opening it to a marked page. Then without looking at it saying, " The first commandment is to love thy God with all my mind all thy heart and all thy soul." 

"This hideous terrorist- what if he totally obeyed this law and that is why he did this terrorist action? Because he Loved God With his heart, body and soul. 

Monopoly pointed with his right hand, and said," To quote Colonel Kurtz from the movie Apocalypse Now, "If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly.

" Manchurian Candidate type brainwashings, propaganda... religious indoctrinations have been a means of war for thousands of years.

"Are our machine washed brother and sisters to be blamed for the best to their ability Loving God according to the 1st and Greatest commandment? 

Ted Monoply poured himself another shot of non-alcoholic whiskey and gingerly held the glass, "Well, if you ask me, if the love of God comes into direct conflict with our allegiance to our glorious leader it is better than the other way around. 

"People die everyday people," he downed the shot. Next Ted looked off camera,"You really can't tell this is non alcoholic. It has that bite. Nutty's NA tastes like it has more taste then regular Nutty's. Just saying.

"People, what I'm saying is put the social ambiguity of war and such out of your minds. God has you either way. Your Nation's leadership has you, too. Listen to us and it's all cool."

                              *********

The doorbell rang and Randy paused the reel to answer it. He picked up the bottle sized package and read the label, "Nutty's NA. Damn that was quick."


 



Sunday, July 06, 2025

TRUMP WORLD 2: A World Quite Similar To Our Own! Tonight's episode: Shazam!

 


   The old lady in front of me in line at the Dollar General said to me, " How do you think the President will die? They're trying to kill him," she whispered to the cashier and me.

   "Crossing herself the cashier wished, " Oh, I hope not. The country needs him."

   "Don't worry. He has found a way to defeat death," the elderly woman explained, "Clones."   

   "Whhhhhhaaaat!?! I exclaimed. The cashier stopped scanning a can of peas.

   Shaking her head, "It's true. Remember that little Elon Musk kid mouthing off to Him in the Oval Office?"

   We both looked at each other. "The kid is a clone of Musk...with the real first Elon brain in it .Yah," She bit down on her bottom lip lightly, shaking her up and down in small yeses, "Damn straight! The Presbro forever!"

   The cashier handed her her change, " Here ya are, honey. Have a great day."  

   Putting the bag in her cart the old lady smiled to both of us, "The Great Pumpkin will live forever," she said and turned and walked away.

   "Someone has been watching too much,'Foundation," I humored.

   The cashier looked at me blankly, then nodded her head slightly to the old grandma," I haven't heard that one before."

   I wanted to put my finger close to my temple and twrll it, but decided not too. The enemy was everywhere.

   "It makes sense though, doesn't it?" She smiled and held herself like she was standing in front of The 'Merican flag. She snapped out of it, " That'll be $11.57."

   I wiggled & then tapped my phone to the screen.

   "Have a good day."

   "You, too."