Trump World:2 A World Quite Like Our Own-
Tonight's Episode, I Wouldn't Join A Club That Would Have Me As A Member.
" We all have those people that we know that we- let's say- are indoctrinated. They've taken the red pill.
"Let's not call it a cult. Maybe they think the same about us, "They've drank the Kool-Aid. They worship a false idol."
So began the TEN C commentator Ted Monoply.
He had a closed blue leather Bible parked on the left side of his desk and an expensive bottle of non-alcoholic whiskey & a shot glass on the right. He poured a shot and downed it.
"I used say to 'me a riddle, a thought exercise...a 'What if?" supposition: Who would get to Heaven? And in this theoretical query I'd use a worse case scenario.. used the worst of the worst."
Ted Monoply leaned into the camera,"If a religious terrorist blew up something big, say in These United States because he thought when he did it that he was pleasing God and therefore going to heaven with its 17 virgins...
...Does this terrorist get to Heaven? "
Ted-I am the news- Monoply showed open hands, "And why shouldn't he?" Ted asked reaching for The Bible, opening it to a marked page. Then without looking at it saying, " The first commandment is to love thy God with all my mind all thy heart and all thy soul."
"This hideous terrorist- what if he totally obeyed this law and that is why he did this terrorist action? Because he Loved God With his heart, body and soul.
Monopoly pointed with his right hand, and said," To quote Colonel Kurtz from the movie Apocalypse Now, "If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly.
" Manchurian Candidate type brainwashings, propaganda... religious indoctrinations have been a means of war for thousands of years.
"Are our machine washed brother and sisters to be blamed for the best to their ability Loving God according to the 1st and Greatest commandment?
Ted Monoply poured himself another shot of non-alcoholic whiskey and gingerly held the glass, "Well, if you ask me, if the love of God comes into direct conflict with our allegiance to our glorious leader it is better than the other way around.
"People die everyday people," he downed the shot. Next Ted looked off camera,"You really can't tell this is non alcoholic. It has that bite. Nutty's NA tastes like it has more taste then regular Nutty's. Just saying.
"People, what I'm saying is put the social ambiguity of war and such out of your minds. God has you either way. Your Nation's leadership has you, too. Listen to us and it's all cool."
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The doorbell rang and Randy paused the reel to answer it. He picked up the bottle sized package and read the label, "Nutty's NA. Damn that was quick."
