Tucker Carlson On Tucker Carlson

 Tucker Carlson, the FOX News commentator - and I'm being nice to call him that - has learned a neat new trick.

He gives his opinion, not in the form of a fact, but in pure Jeopardy style, in the form of a question. 

"What is  Kilimanjaro?"

"Sorry," would state a Katie Couric or perhaps a LeVar Burton, "But, no."

And that is the way the question is supposed to work. It doesn't have to be fact. The Jeopardy answer is more of a rhetorical question than anything else. 

The question is the answer. 

In fact, fact can just get in the way of the rhetoric. 

See? A very neat trick...

… but still, just a trick.

Tucker doesn't care. Without an  Alex Trebek to say, "Sorry, that's wrong," the question carries its own weight; its own gravitas, because... it really is the answer. 

For instance, when Tucker asks the question about voter fraud, Tucker doesn't really care if there is voter fraud, because the question is rhetorical. His claiming that there is is only meant to be his $500.00 question. 

I very neat trick … but still a trick.

So, I have to ask you, Mr. Carlson, a Jeopardy question myself. 

FOX commentators have...how do you say...have a …history of sexual deviancy. The network is full of your former colleagues that either have been fired, dismissed, demoted or simply not having their contracts renewed for this very reason. 

Inappropriate touching, naughty suggestions, exposing themselves, demanding sexual favors. 

Mr. Carlson, the list goes on and on and on.

Therefore, it seems - at FOX News - that sexual deviancy is not just part of what it takes to raise to the top at FOX News. Sexual deviancy is part of the FOX News culture - and one could even claim that it is even woven into the very fabric of the Fox organization itself. 

And you, Tucker, are the current king of the hill. Now, I wouldn't normally accuse someone with just circumstantial evidence, but considering your power and your base, someone has to ask the question.

How did Tucker Carlson get to the top? Because it is more than possible - because of this troubling culture at FOX News. It demands to be said that it is extremely probable that you, Mr. Carlson, are the cream of the crop. 

Knowing your drive and ambition, is it possible that you could have even taken things a step further than your former colleagues? 

Sir, are you a sexual predator? Are children safe to be around you?

I know this may seem far out. I myself, would have a hard time believing it. Mr. Carlson seems quite upstanding...but... but look where he is. Just how did he get there?

Nary a commentator at FOX seemingly has risen to the top without being some sort of sexual deviant.

Now, here's my Jeopardy question: Should Tucker Carlson be investigated for child molestation? 

Some people are going to hate me for asking this question. But that's because they are afraid of finding out that I may just maybe on to something. 

They should be afraid. If I were them: I would be afraid. 

Do you want someone - arguably a molester of our children - to not just be running amuck, but corrupting the minds of our good and holy, honest Americans? The good people? 

I would certainly hope not. 

If there is nothing there, Tucker Carlson has nothing to fear. So why is he acting afraid? Just what is he afraid of?

It is time to act and if they don't, I will stay on top of this. I won't let this corruption pass. 

Resign Tucker. Your evil ways are about to be exposed. 

And that is a neat trick - but still a trick. 

Have a good evening, America.