[A camera phone flips open.Fingers work the buttons until a video pops up.It is of George.He is in a bar.A neon Schlitz sign is lit up behind him.He's nursing a double shot of something brown..whiskey,maybe.]This whole economic crunch,;banks being bailed out,car companies going under.This is all just a big scheme to make the working man work of less...

...shit,already people are happy just to have jobs.Furlough days,pay cuts,less insurance.People ain't bitchin'.They're thankful...


I think it's bullshit.This whole mess is just another excuse to put it to the little man.You don't see the bankers-the CEO's takin' less...

[George slams his drink.The screen freezes.Fingers push another set of buttons.Another video pops up.George is holding the phone camera camera on himself,talking.He is going pee in what looks like a bar's men's room.You can hear him relieving himself.He is somewhat shakey,and slurred in speech.] 'Nother thing-Fox an' the 'Conservative right':Asshole right,talkin' 'bout how's this is all Obama's fault:'Secede from the nation,bull...shit! Is that fucked up...or what?Fuck Fox News: Baaa,Baaa,we're fuckin' sheep ma...

[the screen again freezes and again the fingers do their magic.George is filming himself entering a Bar called,'The Black Horse Tavern'.It is drizzly and judging by how red his nose is and the cloudy puffs of breaths coming
out when he exhales,it must be somewhat cold.]I'm going to go have a few beers-maybe a shot.Teabagging.Is that a legitimate 'news' term?I don't think we have news,anymore.You shouldn't be using the term,'teabagging', over and over on the news.That's not news.

Not,not that news stations and supposed fair and balanced media stars throwing staged tea parties is news either...Oh,they're creating news.Can you imagine Walter Cronkite set up a a anti-war rally?These,these,news-fake news media outlets are a joke.Prop-A-Ganda!Propaganda.

I need a drink,excuse me.[The screen freezes.The fingers push 'stop',and the menu screen appears.The fingers flip the phone closed.].