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Saturday, July 05, 2014

G.O.P.Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Obama

 A Hippocratic Party News Release:The transcript of the Rev.Ernest T. Andy's 2014 Independence Day sermon:


                                                                       Friends,

I am here today to ask you just what is freedom?What was soo self-evident in our founding fathers' minds that they actually believed that all:ALL-men are created equal?

What does created equal even mean?Just whom are 'endowed' by their creator with certain unalienable Rights,that among these are Life,Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness'?What did they mean when they wrote 'that to secure these rights,Governments are instituted among Men,deriving their powers from the consent of the governed?'

What exactly did our founding fathers then mean when they declared their right to be free of their oppressors?

                                                                       Friends,

Pursue Life?Pursue Liberty?Pursue happiness?

Was this meant just for a certain segment of our society?Surely that didn't mean the slave?Surely they didn't mean women?

But 'NOW' it is even taken to mean that corporations have souls.

That corporations have religious rights.

I don't know how many of you have heard or have seen the movie,The Terminator,but,

                                                                     Friends,

                                                                     Friends,

If corporations have equal rights,then it is self evident,I say self evident,than so should the homeless ex marine,the welfare mother popping out children for extra cash,and so should the under employed father of two just trying to get his children medical care or eye glasses.

On the one hand,the modern patriot declares that he or she is a great lover of our Declaration of Independence.These lovers of America shout steadfastness for our Constitution.They demand respect for these documents as unwavering as our American flag.

But,on the other hand,these self same patriots,these self proclaimed flag waving Americans say that the federal government is to the point of destruction,the point where too many of our children mooch off the teet of the too expansive corrupt politicians.

That this government that is supposed to be led by the ideals of the consent of the governed has lost it's way and needs to be torn down completely.

                                                                 Friends,

These wise patriots complain about the welfare mother popping out baby after baby just so she can have her Internet connected cellphone,her 72 inch Tv screen and her lobster in every pot.Then.these patriots want to deny her health care choices,banning her not only planned parenthood,but also medical options for forced or unplanned parenthood as well.

                                                                Friends,

These self righteous freedom loving,flag loving,Constitution loving Americans believe that the new immigrants,the just declared legally human corporations have more rights than most other born and raised truly human Americans.Lets give these resident aliens among us free land.Lets not have these giant corporations pay their fair share in taxes.Let's give them tax and breaks,so that they won't leave our land.Lets give them land.Let them pay so low of wages that our sweet God loving government will feed and take care of the rest of these human corporations' labor force.

                                                              Friends,

Then they,of course they,complain of the mooching lazy good for nothing citizens that are willing,or not so willing to take these jobs.

                                                              Friends,

I am telling you,that they know that if this sleeping American giant ever woke up to the fact that there is still one man-one vote,that the power is already installed into our system,a power so strong that it could wipe this corruption clean like a giant tidal wave from our shores,and they are ready and willing doing something about it.

Our foes,are already putting into place the weapons specifically designed to find the chinks in the armor of this democratic giving of consent.Patriots-with evil intent-are gerrymandering our congressional districts to the point where our voices will not longer be heard.

                                                             Friends,

These pseudoscience semi-Christian,anti~liberty American patriots are carefully wiping away the right to Life,Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness for millions of Americans.They pat us on the back with platitudes,make us chase the carrot on the stick ,'If you work hard enough,you will achieve,American dream',only to change to rules to make everything work against you.

                                                         And,friends,

They are telling us it is too late to stop them.

                                                        But,my friends,

We,too,have a secret weapon hiding in plan sight.We,especially now,have the power to turn America.We have the power to reject these ideals of false America.

                                                          Friends

We have prayer.

These Americans tricked into hatred,bigotry,but especially greed need to be prayed for.

These players thirst and unquenchable thirst.They thirst the thirst for more,More power.More riches.More fame.They keep drinking of these abominations;they taste sweet going down.But they constantly have the need to drink again.

                                                        Friends,

We know the answer to this riddle.Let those that thirst drink of the Lord.Drink of Jesus and you will never go thirsty,again.

                                                       My,friends,

This is why we must constantly pray.We must constantly pray for the conversion of those that thirst.We must pray for the rich.We must pray for those that are are enemies.Pray not for their damnation,but rather that they join us in the light.

                                                         Friends,

We must be like our lost brothers.We must be greedy for justice. We must keep thirsty in our need for love.We must pray not just for ourselves.Because that is too easy.We must pray for those of us whom are lost.We must pray the talk.We must pray the walk.

                                                      For,friends,

Non of us can be truly free as Americans until we all are free.God bless America.Pray.

Amen and hallelujah.



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