Ted Cruz 1st LGBT President ???

Gay Republican sources close to the Hippocratic party are expressing their hopes and concerns that if Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is elected president that he will come out as the first LGBT president. 

"I am not saying that I know that Ted is gay," says one Republican gay source, " I am not even claiming that he is bisexual,but it is hard to believe any straight man would wear that much eye mascara."

"Did you see how Ted had to practice kissing his wife before announcing his nomination," claimed another gay Republican that chose to go only by the name Deep Throat, "It gives the LGBT community hope that we finally have a Republican candidate on our side."

Yet,another G.R. stated flamboyantly,"I know Joel Grey,and while Ted Cruz is no Joel Grey,it's very much possible that he is a straight man more in the line of Hogan's Heros' Bob Crane.I am not one to force someone to come out of the closet,but..." The source let the rest of the sentence linger.

A forth gay Republican showed that the LGBT community is not totally in sync on the high hopes of the Ted Cruz gay promise,"Mr. Cruz is a scumbag;Sodom and Gomorrah scummy.I'd like to see his foreign birth certificate.Come on,man:natural born citizen! It's the old Obama trick.Fool me once,shame on you. Fool me twice,shame on me."

The Hypocratic Party strongly believes the presidential candidate Ted Cruz has a right to straight and forthright news free of innuendo on his sexual orientation,but we also feel that these whispers  and rumors should be addressed early in Mr. Cruz's campaign so as to have the least effect on his run for president of the Unite states.   

The Hippocratic party will publish more on this matter if more information comes available.

Hillary's Campaign In The Toilet ?

The Hippocrat  party has learned through anonymous Republican sources that probable Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will soon be embroiled in yet another political scandal. 

Hippocrat sources reveal that the T~party is appalled to find out that Mrs. Clinton starts her toilet paper rolls from the front top instead of from the bottom rear position.

"Yes,we realize," said our source,"That for vanity T.P. that the top is the right position.But we must also realize if Hillary had any respect at all for the American people that she would use the more economical underneath method. 

  

"Mrs. Clinton," so said our Republican source,"Is not only showing her elitism but how over the top she really is on this issue of tissue.

"Until she comes clean on this,she will never be able to wipe her record clean.It makes me ashamed to think she could be president ."

The Hippocrat party does not take a stand on this issue,and will report more information when it comes along.  

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