"I am not saying that I know that Ted is gay," says one Republican gay source, " I am not even claiming that he is bisexual,but it is hard to believe any straight man would wear that much eye mascara."
"Did you see how Ted had to practice kissing his wife before announcing his nomination," claimed another gay Republican that chose to go only by the name Deep Throat, "It gives the LGBT community hope that we finally have a Republican candidate on our side."
Yet,another G.R. stated flamboyantly,"I know Joel Grey,and while Ted Cruz is no Joel Grey,it's very much possible that he is a straight man more in the line of Hogan's Heros' Bob Crane.I am not one to force someone to come out of the closet,but..." The source let the rest of the sentence linger.
A forth gay Republican showed that the LGBT community is not totally in sync on the high hopes of the Ted Cruz gay promise,"Mr. Cruz is a scumbag;Sodom and Gomorrah scummy.I'd like to see his foreign birth certificate.Come on,man:natural born citizen! It's the old Obama trick.Fool me once,shame on you. Fool me twice,shame on me."
The Hypocratic Party strongly believes the presidential candidate Ted Cruz has a right to straight and forthright news free of innuendo on his sexual orientation,but we also feel that these whispers and rumors should be addressed early in Mr. Cruz's campaign so as to have the least effect on his run for president of the Unite states.
The Hippocratic party will publish more on this matter if more information comes available.
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