The Hippocrat party has learned through anonymous Republican sources that probable Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will soon be embroiled in yet another political scandal.
Hippocrat sources reveal that the T~party is appalled to find out that Mrs. Clinton starts her toilet paper rolls from the front top instead of from the bottom rear position.
"Yes,we realize," said our source,"That for vanity T.P. that the top is the right position.But we must also realize if Hillary had any respect at all for the American people that she would use the more economical underneath method.
"Mrs. Clinton," so said our Republican source,"Is not only showing her elitism but how over the top she really is on this issue of tissue.
"Until she comes clean on this,she will never be able to wipe her record clean.It makes me ashamed to think she could be president ."
The Hippocrat party does not take a stand on this issue,and will report more information when it comes along.
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