10: Sarah Palin looks more like Tina Fey than Fran Dresher
9:Alaska's population is basically the same as Ohio's 10th Congressional District(around 650,000)...damn those Dennis Kucinich comparisons!
8:Their campaign has no counter to Barack Obama/Joe Biden saying,"I know Hillary Clinton and you are no Hillary Clinton{and you know this will happen}."
7: Sarah Palin keeps getting stopped at 'press' checkpoints for not having her local 'weather-girl' press pass.
6:John McCain has to keep reminding her that 'the right to bare arms' does not mean that she gets to have her own nuclear weapon.
5:John McCain can not keep from giggling when saying that he will,"Keep her abreast on foreign policy matters."
4:Their campaign has no counter to George H.W. Bush saying,"I know Dan Quayle and she's no Dan Quayle."
3:Neither John nor Sarah 'Can't believe it's not butter'.
2:John and Sarah....weren't they the ones that caused the terminators to take over the world....crap!
and 1:Everyone knows that Virgos and Capricorns don't mix!
But here is the one good point:Sarah Palin is no Dick Cheney!
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Two points that I have to add:
1:Cheney realizes that his V.P. is a big bust
2:There is plenty of oil and gas in Alaska but appearently no rubber.
C'mon Drew,
These last two are pretty tacky. To be fair don't you now have to say something about Obama and watermelon and fried chicken & "nappy headed hoes" that he has for a wife and children?
Alas, like all the TV people, that you say are so truthful & honest at reporting, you are only listening to and allowing one side to get your best. I am at least diligently reading all materials, avoiding the TV ( except for the Daily Show that actually does skewer BOTH sides equally) and I am gleaning all materials.
I am not so quick to jump on any bandwagon until I have taken apart every last piece of evidence. I guess you & those that are already anointing the chosen one were able to get your information from the vulcan mind probe to already have chosen.
Has anyone seen his image in a grilled cheese yet?
P.S.
Considering how important this election is I would hope that everyone would take their time and not be so quick to make any choices!
The blatant sexism the left is getting away with regarding Palin is absurd. Meanwhile, McCain has to tiptoe around every racial issue. Hooray for double standards! I guess when most of the media is in the tank for your candidate you can say whatever you want. I'm not that mad about it since I'm pretty sure the backlash from all this will hurt Obama more than help him in the end. His people have to resort to these attacks to distract voters from the fact that he is an empty suit.
Dharma,What comments did I say that were sexist against Ms.Palin?The weathergirl comment?She was a beauty queen contestant and a sportscaster...is she too weak and girly to take a good ribbing?To me,you are the one being sexist.Girl power...but only when and if it helps you.
Or do you mean the 'Bob and Tom' jokes that I posted in the comments?Poor V.P. candidate can't take a joke...perhaps she isn't strong enough to be a V.P. then...ever hear of editorial cartoons?
Besides,she herself has stated that she is a bitbull with lipstick....she doesn't sound like someone who has trouble dishing it out either...so if she can't take it...than she propbably is not up for the job just on that set of circumstances alone.
I HAVE heard all of the Obama remarks that you stated above,by your logic just by you stating these sexist remarks would make you racists!
I will not vote republican.I can not stand the Spend,spend,spend,lie,lie,lie,mislead,mislead,mislead that comes from that direction.
Obama is the real deal.I don't need look any farther
If you do not recognize those last two, as the two that I am talking about, the "rubber" comment and the "bust" then I guess you are truly blinded by the light of the second coming. Knowing you, as someone that likes wordplay, I am sure you knew exactly what you were doing when you typed them.
No one is saying how you should vote, but you are so one sides! You fail to recognize any of the failings of the side that you have chosen and I am sorry, but I look at both sides and see what is admirable about both and what I don't like. I try to compare and be fair.
So, based upon your "Obama is the real deal" opinion I would guess that it would be fair to say that you can find nothing wrong with anything about him? If that is the case then...that is scary. It is also exactly the type of voter who is scary. The kind that just blindly follows ANY candidate or person.
If you go to any Obama parties don't drink the Kool-Aid. Can you say Jonestown?
>>>Hi,Dharma...no,I couldn't tell which jokes you were complaining about..because 'bust' and 'rubber' were funny jokes.But I guess you want nothing but 'P.C.' remarks.
Yes,I am very one sided the campaign.The choice was just too perfectly obvious.I am tired of the republicans saying one thing and doing another.
They say how dare we attack Palin's 17 year old daughter(by the way,I haven't heard a single bad comment out of the Obama camp on this.The only thing Obama said was that 'His mother was very young when she had him.')yet,the republicans attack every person that has ever known him...especially his father.
Your 'one sided-bias crap'is just that"CRAP.
I believe in Barack Ombama.I don't trust Mccain through his own actions and words.How/why do you expect me to then not to have a choice.
Be wishy -washy all you want.But I beleive if Mccain is elected the country will continue to go down the wrong way on the bush highway.(a Bush speechwriter wrote Palin's convention speech).I can't see how anyone would want to continue going down the road of deception,lies,and criminally minded misleaders.what you call not being open minded is-to me- insanity.Eistein said that a definition of insanity is keeping doing something over and over again and always expecting getting a different result.I have been down that road before.Beleive me-it is as good an explaination for insanity as any.Four more years of these new breed republicans and expecting things to get better is just plain crazy!
Especially when you have a great leader like Barack Obama leading the charge in the opposite direction.Better health care for everyone-especially our returning troops.government with reason within reason,by the people for the people.hope instead of fear.a president that asks me to help instead of a crook that says turn the other way and don't look.
To me there is only ONE choice.Obama!
you are so Political correct I could puke.Obama has been leading probably his whole adult life.O-K I won't pick on the poor little rich girl just because she is a girl.She isn't a man afterall.Quit trying to tell me how to vote.Vote the way you want...I 'am voting fior the best candidate
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