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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

You May Be A Redneck...Tea Party Version

You may be a Red Neck if...

...you believe Sarah Palin should be president because she's hot.

...you'll never believe president Obama was born a U.S. citizen.

...you believe the bumper sticker,'Don't Renege In 2012', is funny,but not racist.

...you believe our firemen,policeman and teachers are all heroes...over paid heroes who shouldn't have the right to support each other by forming groups..but,still,heroes..

...you believe not everyone should have access to health care.

...you believe the government should continue subsidizing the super rich with continuous tax cuts,but should cut farm subsides because farmers shouldn't mooch off the government.

...you believe welfare should be stopped to those lazy good for nothing poor ethnic people while supporting corporate welfare because the rich will leave the country if we don't.

...Rush Limbaugh can do no wrong.

...you believe FOX news is fair and balanced.

...that you claim to be an independent yet would rather have your children turn gay then become a democrat

...you think the media is evil and liberal

...you believe whatever the Republican party tells you to believe

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