The Cleveland Browns vs. The G.O.P.

When Republicans talk about how 'liberal' they used to be back in the time of Lincoln I am reminded of the Cleveland Browns.

Sure, there was a time when The Cleveland Browns were the best team in professional football. They were in 10 straight championship games-winning seven of them !

Today's Browns are the exact opposite of those Browns.It's the same with today's Republicans. Everything the Lincoln era Republicans stood for is opposed by today's GOP.

Building A Student Loan Solution

I remember a long time ago when The Akron Beacon Journal did a multi~issue series on the graft and corporate corruption involving U.S. military spending. If I remember correctly, the corruption was so rampant, that even if a corporation was caught blatantly stealing or making subpar / unsafe parts, their contracts stated that all of their fines would be paid for by the government.

Why was I not surprised?

Today, because of the actions of a relatively few, Donald Trump wants to keep not just all Mexicans outside of the United States, but all Central and South American refugees as well.

These two seemingly random actions have giving me a third quite imaginative idea myself.

The next time the too big to fail banks fail, instead of leveling relatively small fines per dollar robbed, cheated or borrowed,and then having the said paid fines going into the Indiana Jones style vault never to be seen or heard from again, I suggest, we take these fines to erase student loans.

Why not? Who knows where these money thieves' penalty money really goes.If the banks snuggle up to the government like the war machine does, how do we even know that it is they that even pay the penalty? Maybe, they have terms where the government does.

Our government of the people, by the people,for the people should know and benefit from the illegal theft of their money and property. It should not go back anonymously into the very coffers that they may have never left from in the first place.

Mob like extortion rates on college loans is not just an outrage put upon U.S. citizens,but is a shining symbol of the political and corporate melding that has put profit before citizen representation and services that our government is supposed to be supplying to us.

When congress spends up to 60% of their time raising money, and the rest of the time obstructing the very government that they were voted in to office to support, I have very little faith that the billions of dollars in banking fines will ever see their way into actually benefiting the citizens that were robbed in the first place.

But, I will call out for justice, anyway. When the too big to fails are fined, use the money to erase all of the student loan shenanigans. We want to build a wall to stop a relatively few bad apples. We should destroy quasi legal student loans via the corrupt banking majority.        

 

Stairway To Heaven Beta 0.1 !?!

According to some folks this song is where Led Zeppelin got their inspiration for Stairway To Heaven.What do you think?

How To Make America Great Again: Unions

If you want to make America great again,create more union jobs.These jobs are usually higher paying jobs.They protect not just the slackers,but all of their workers. You usually get health care & other benefits.Workers have rights.Workers work in safer working conditions.Because it is a union,you won't see any undocumented illegal aliens working in the shop.Union members get paid vacations,sick time and other sorts of leave.And, the company, because of these benefits, can hire the best of the best, making their product better and more efficiently with less turn over. These are what are called :GOOD JOBS ! They are good for everyone involved, especially the companies that have union labor ! So,why aren't there many of these GOOD JOBS out there? Because the top brass will only make 250 times more than their average employee ,instead of their normal 300 times or more !!! When companies can afford to hire hundreds of more employees and not affect the cost of the product,or the bottom line and only minimally affect the amount of profit the big bosses rake in, it is not the labor that makes the company's product cost prohibitive.IT IS JUST THE EXCUSE NOT TO CREATE GOOD JOBS! America can not be great until the trickle down theory raises up all the boats like the politicians claims it always will do. It's time for the BS'ers to get off the pot and do what they are always preaching to the masses that they are going to do: CREATE GOOD JOBS, NOW !!! Create Union jobs ! Make America great,again !

HOW TO BE A G.O.P. CANDIDATE RUNNING FOR OFFICE IN DAYTON

Basing my assumptions solely on the advertisements that I have seen only on the Dayton,Ohio area television stations, here are ten ways that I have discovered that the local Republican candidates sell themselves to their voting public:

1: ( and foremost ) You must make facial expressions like Zoolander.

2: The conservative candidate must show at least one picture of themselves shooting an automatic weapon or a shotgun.

3: Mention that you will repeal Obama~care ( because if  the first 60 tries haven't succeeded.... ).

4: Be against the very things you are campaigning to become:

                          a)  Being a Washington insider.

                          b)  Being a career politician ( but never claiming to be only running for one or two terms ).

5: Pledge that you will stop immigration into our country by:

                           a) Building the wall.

                           b) Not allowing people from countries with terrorists in. 

6: The candidate will personally keep us all safe and personally destroy ISIS. 

7: He will make the military strong again.

8: You love America, and will return it to its basic Christian values.

9: You will claim that you started a business,but basically just re~started your Daddy's.

10: Use must use your family as props.

Granted,as a voting Democrat,these politicians aren't campaigning for my vote. But,these Washington insider wanna bee's aren't exactly proving themselves to be leaders or politicians capable of independent thought or decision making.

In fact,in my opinion, they are showing themselves to be nothing but T- party lackeys, choosing to run solely on the back of the Republican campaign committee's say so and advice. 

These ads are so cookie cutter that the only difference on where the individual candidates stand is in their Zoolander posings.

New and fresh to Washington? I just don't think so. These local yokel bubbas appear to be already bought and paid for....already voicing the do nothing rhetoric of the do nothing congress before they even get out of the primaries.

These candidates can't fix the problem, because they are the problem. Talk is cheap.Which is good..if it's already bought and paid for. 

                                                              

                                                                 TRUMP 2016 ?

THE END OF JOHN KASICH

Between defunding Planned Parenthood and this utter nonsense, Mr. Kasich has just destroyed all the good will that he has for so long been building up and working for...too bad. I guess this state of Ohio governor turned out to be nothing more than a bumbling keystone cop...and he was the Republican party's best hope of electing a civil servant instead of a self serving narcissistic anti~Uncle Sam buffoon.

WHAT A RUBE

 When did America become not only zealots for,but so pro~torture that it's use has became an acceptable rallying cry as something to do against your American political opponents? When did the home of the brave become home of the chicken shit?

Anyone that thinks this voice screaming to waterboard Hillary Clinton at this Rubio rally is anything but a plant is either being intentionally naive or not watching the Republican campaigns too closely.

The Rubio smug reply is typical of the whole rat pack of G.O.P. weasels this election.It's not that they don't have the balls to denounce such attacks,it's not that they don''t have the balls to say it with their own mouths.lt's not that their voices only second what their staff has shouted from the wilderness.lt's that their message of fear is so sickening,and that it's preached so openly and gloriously.As this is what Americans truly believe.

When did America become so soft in it's thinking that we now believe that the only way our greatest military in the world can achieve victory over our enemies is through torture?When did America become such sissies that we praise our politicians for sitting in the corner sucking their thumbs so in terror that if we don't carpet bomb our foes we incapable of winning?

How the hell did we get here?From Glenn Beck to Megyn Kelly, I blame FOX News,and other mis~leading pro G.O.P, pulpits such as Rush Limbaugh and Karl Rove.

These evil, fear spreading, war mongering talking heads are as anti~Christian,anti~American as they come.All the while waving their American flags.Instead of preaching that we have nothing to fear but fear itself,these bloody pulpits are shouting that the barbarians are at the gate because we are not holy enough.Instead of preaching in trusting in God because of the righteousness of our cause:truth,justice and the American way,these faux Pharisees and Sanhedrins condemn any others that don't believe in the narrow definitions of God and country as they do.It is because we are giving these sinners welcome that we must put more boots on the ground and wipe out everyone of those not like us bastards to keep us safe.

Not realizing that if the Lord is with us,who can be against us? Forgetting that even if an army has a million soldiers and the Lord is not with them,all is already lost.

They preach God as a weapon of hate and fear,not realizing that not everyone that calls Lord ,Lord  will God recognize.

Perhaps,they should remember these words,instead: Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets.

Waterboarding Hillary is not included.
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com·pro·miseˈkämprəˌmīz/Submit noun

1.an agreement or a settlement of a dispute that is reached by each side making concessions.

"an ability to listen to two sides in a dispute, and devise a compromise acceptable to both"

2. re·pub·li·can com·pro·mise. an agreement where the G.O.P. party votes in mass against every law or policy unless they not only get everything they want and the opposing side gets nothing in return,but also where the G.O.P. then claims their opponents are unwilling to compromise.

As in," We don't care about the government or the Constitution we won't agree with Obama on any issue at all.

i.e. Blocking any SCJ nominee from president Obama is just business as usual.

Republican Rudnest

The extreme cases of both rudeness and vulgar language amongst the Republican candidates ( and their supporters ) being seen as acceptable behavior can easily be traced back to the FOX News Network.

An example of this is how Donald Trump is now allowed to use the 'P' word because of how FOX earlier creating it's acceptability.FOX did this by not only allowing a talking head to call Mr. Obama this, but by their constant re~showing of this potatoe head calling the president the 'P' word over and over and over again.

Urban legend has it that you only have to say something three times in order for people to repeat it as the BELIEVED truth. FOX repeated it constantly all day.

The network that created Glenn Beck and Bill O' Really',makes it acceptable journalism to shout lies within lies. They feel they can say any freakin' thing they want -make a B.S. sandwich and then call it,'l hating having to be politically correct,so l am just gonna speak my own mindless ghoulash.

Even Michelle from Full House knows ,'That's just rude!'.

'Merica 2015

Welcome to America 2015 where everyone is easily offended. Or so goes the current mood on Facebook and the rest of the American culture.

Either make the tree good and its fruit good, or make the tree bad and its fruit bad; for the tree is known by its fruit.Or,so says Jesus.

These are a few things that I have recently read coming from my follow Americans~said in earnest~ on the social media.

" We should take the Muslims in our country and put them in concentration camps just like we did the Japanese during WWII. "


" We should 'unAmerican' United States citizens and send them back to where they belong.Even if we have to change the Constitution in order to do so. "


" We need the next president to be an American."


" Chief Wahoo is a Cleveland tradition,and how dare American Indians be offended by our traditions. "


...and so it goes.


Yet,these same set of people that believe that people are too easily offended by 'Mericans simply voicing their devote opinions,are the very same ones that are easiest offended by opinions other than their own.


Don't like the Rebel flag? Screw you! How dare you say anything negative about a symbol of my family heritage!


Take away my guns? Why it's my Constitutional right to carry them!


Screw you,you liberal loving softy.We need to build a giant wall to keep these job stealing Mexicans out.


See how easily 'offended' these seemingly un~P.C. ers are?


Sure,it's okay for them to offend...but don't you dare offend them!


This is a classic case of dishing it out but can't take it.


Or,as it is now~a~days known: FOX News watchers.


The lower standards of the 4th estate created by FOX is being felt throughout the American media.


For instance,on the show 'Current Affair' proof was replaced by simple implication of fact when the show reported," One person even  posted on Twitter..."


There was no confirmation of source,because there was no source.The viewer simply had to take the shows word on what was reported because it was reported.

...and people are gobbling this shit up.

In a recent~ish political snafu,,Jon Kyl,was caught in a lie when he stated on the floor that Planned parenthood gave 90% of it's funding to abortions.[ The truth is 3% ].When confronted with the the facts,he simply stated," [That his speech ] was not intended to be a factual statement."

Carl Rove famously said that he did not have to convince people of his argument;he only had to plant doubt into their own.

Propaganda,ladies and gentlemen.

Or,as it is known in certain circles: FOX News.

To put it this way.Who are these anti~P.C.ers that are so easily offended by others talking anti~P.C. against them?

FOX viewers and listeners,that's who.

Putting Americans into concentration camps?Deporting Americans? Against,'  Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! ' Build a giant wall,instead to keep them out?

You only hear this contemptible language and thought being broadcast and~ventriloquist  quoted~via FOX News and it's watchers and listeners.

This anti~Christian/anti~American propaganda is being repeated so constantly that now a vast majority of 'Mericans [ notice that they can't even call themselves Americans any more ] believe this hateful shit.

Concentration camps.Arresting a certain segment of their fellow citizens.

What's next?Blond hair and blue eyes?Gas chambers?

Jon Stewart said to be vigilant,and to call out bullshit.

I'm calling out ,'BULLSHIT!". 

We're In Deep Blackwater,Now.

This [ http://www.msnbc.com/…/heavily-armed-oath-keepers-patrol-fe… ] is an interesting article in the fact that these Oath Keepers claim ambiguous reasons for being in Ferguson, Missouri. One can not but think back to the secret presence of the military mercenaries,Blackwater,being in New Orleans during the Aftermath of hurricane Katrina~ claiming like American Sniper,Chris Kyle,to have used sniper rifles to kill looters.

I am not claiming that Chris Kyle was a part of the Blackwater militia (though the coincidences of he himself bragging about the very things that the arguably illegal mercenaries were supposed to be doing speaks for itself ), I am questioning just who are the Oath Takers and just who really has sent them to Ferguson?

Does the Academi ( Blackwater ) , or like brand really need to be in Ferguson? And just who has sent them? Talk about taking away American freedoms.America already has enough armed thugs without corporate highly trained ones taking over the streets.

The Republican Party:The Party of Governmental Intrusion

WARNING : GRAPHIC POLITICAL COMMENT THAT WILL OFFEND SOME PEOPLE:

 This Daily Show bit shows the absurdity of Alabama's bill HB494 that Mike Hucklebee hinted at in the last presidential debate.Let me see if I got this straight.I and my family are Alabama residents. A serial rapist gets released from jail and immediately grabs my 13 year old daughter and forcibly rapes her multiple times and beats her within inches of her life,leaving her for dead.Hospitalized from wounds which my daughter will never fully recover,she finally gets home only to find out that she is pregnant.

This law,would then-without anyone in my family's consent-assign the fetus full legal representation who will make appeal after appeal until my daughter gives birth.

Is this correct?

I believe it is.

DON'T ever tell be that the Republican party is the party for less government and less government intrusion on it's citizens! That is a downright lie.

I don't care how you feel about abortion,this is government intrusion of Grand Inquisition standards.

The Republican party:the party of less government!?!

I call BULLSHIT !!!

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Teresa Burritt Is Still Doing Great Work On Her Frog Applause:

No Trump Card

Mr. Trump doesn't consider Sen.John McCain a war hero,because," I like people who weren’t captured.” I am interested in his way of thinking on this remark.How does having his plane shot down and then being captured not make John McCain a hero to Mr.Trump? Would The Donald only consider the senator from Arizona a hero if McCain made it safely back from a completed mission?Does this mean that Mr.Trump would not consider wounded vets who had lost limbs and/or had other terrible injuries as being classified as war heroes either?Would Mr. Trump only like people who didn't die for their country?

…pro rebel flags believers feeling the bitter sting of racial bigotry and not liking it one bit..sort of ironic,don’t ya think?…

You Know You Are A Cleveland Fan Top Ten List

You know you are a Cleveland sports when:

10: You always learn new and interesting ways to lose.

 9: You learn the pure love for the game.

8: You wish you were addicted to heroin.There is no lousier high then knowing you can't quit being a sports junkie for a Cleveland team.

7: The Steelers have won 6 Super Bowls,and  Cleveland hasn't even had a 500 season in eons ( and has never been to a Super Bowl ),yet as a Browns fan,you still yell that the Steelers suck.

6: You believe Cleveland fans are the best in the world...even though that means supporting sport teams that have no intention of fielding Championship caliber teams 'cuz they can fill the stands just as much with a team that is cheap and untalented.

5: The most talented player in all sports can't break the jinx.

4: You know Einstein was right:Insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

3: There is a perverse pleasure claiming to be from a sports town that suffers the most.

2: Cy Young awards winning here always get traded.

1: You have the greatest sport chant in all of history: WAIT 'TIL NEXT YEAR!!!

Ted Cruz 1st LGBT President ???

Gay Republican sources close to the Hippocratic party are expressing their hopes and concerns that if Presidential candidate Ted Cruz is elected president that he will come out as the first LGBT president. 

"I am not saying that I know that Ted is gay," says one Republican gay source, " I am not even claiming that he is bisexual,but it is hard to believe any straight man would wear that much eye mascara."

"Did you see how Ted had to practice kissing his wife before announcing his nomination," claimed another gay Republican that chose to go only by the name Deep Throat, "It gives the LGBT community hope that we finally have a Republican candidate on our side."

Yet,another G.R. stated flamboyantly,"I know Joel Grey,and while Ted Cruz is no Joel Grey,it's very much possible that he is a straight man more in the line of Hogan's Heros' Bob Crane.I am not one to force someone to come out of the closet,but..." The source let the rest of the sentence linger.

A forth gay Republican showed that the LGBT community is not totally in sync on the high hopes of the Ted Cruz gay promise,"Mr. Cruz is a scumbag;Sodom and Gomorrah scummy.I'd like to see his foreign birth certificate.Come on,man:natural born citizen! It's the old Obama trick.Fool me once,shame on you. Fool me twice,shame on me."

The Hypocratic Party strongly believes the presidential candidate Ted Cruz has a right to straight and forthright news free of innuendo on his sexual orientation,but we also feel that these whispers  and rumors should be addressed early in Mr. Cruz's campaign so as to have the least effect on his run for president of the Unite states.   

The Hippocratic party will publish more on this matter if more information comes available.

Hillary's Campaign In The Toilet ?

The Hippocrat  party has learned through anonymous Republican sources that probable Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton will soon be embroiled in yet another political scandal. 

Hippocrat sources reveal that the T~party is appalled to find out that Mrs. Clinton starts her toilet paper rolls from the front top instead of from the bottom rear position.

"Yes,we realize," said our source,"That for vanity T.P. that the top is the right position.But we must also realize if Hillary had any respect at all for the American people that she would use the more economical underneath method. 

  

"Mrs. Clinton," so said our Republican source,"Is not only showing her elitism but how over the top she really is on this issue of tissue.

"Until she comes clean on this,she will never be able to wipe her record clean.It makes me ashamed to think she could be president ."

The Hippocrat party does not take a stand on this issue,and will report more information when it comes along.  

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