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Sunday, July 29, 2007
The Comics
Friday, July 27, 2007
The Simpson's Movie & Other Stuff
Not only were the trips born on the very same day as the Simpson's 1st half hour Tv show(Dec. 17th,1989),but as you can see from this photo{from around 100 years ago}we were big fans of the show even way back when.
It is always unsettling to go a cancer center of a hospital to get blood tests and consultations,but it was worth it.I'm going to get another colonoscopy done...this time by a specialist in Lima(times to be announced).It was worth it,though.I have never been accused of being part of the 'IN' crowd before,but people getting colonoscopies is really,really 'IN' right now.It seems everyone from the president to semi-famous bloggers are getting them.And I get to have TWO!
Meanwhile,back at the ranch,this weekend is 'Honda Homecoming' around this neck of the woods.Each year,here abouts,the Honda motorcycle plant(the only one in the U.S.) invites all their motorcycle owners back for a big three day shindig.Last night,just one road over,was the Bellefontaine Parade of Lights.Over a thousand motorcycles participated...a vast number duded up with neon lights and/or American flags.This video is just a taste.
In a very
solemn,
proud,
moment in
Bellefontaine
history,
only one of two Ohio appearances of
the Vietnam Memorial Traveling Wall this year is in our town.Robyn,Tyler and I went to view it tonight,and the multitude of names on the wall is very staggering and humbling.I was both numbed and honored to walk next to it.No matter how briefly it is here,while it is here,it is on very sacred ground.We plan on making a longer visit tomorrow.I will try to get photographs.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Robyn's Big 'Five-Oh'
Of course it was really for the whole family[the family tradition is for me to read the books aloud to everyone],but just after midnight,early Saturday July 21st morning ,I bought the new 'Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows' book for Robyn.The line was three wide from one end of the cash registers by the flowers all the way to the far cash registers on the other end by the grociers at Wal-mart.They were even handing out different colored Hogwarts bracelets(I got the green Slytherin bracelet).The line was way too long for me,so I went to Kroger's and bought the book where there wasn't a line at all.
In the morning,we headed for Jeff and Jeani's.I did a fun buzz job (trimmed their trees)
and then...
...for payment they treated us to the Columbus Jazz and Rib Fest.
Here are Robyn, Jeff, Jeani & Maggie at the Rib Fest.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
What The Difinition Of 'IS Is-Pt. II
In the previous post I basically asked just what was sex?The only sex that everyone agreed was sex was the actual act of sexual intercourse....
...though I interjected that in some cases even this could not even be considered sex -but love making-intercourse was the only common point that all participants agreed would be considered 'cheating' if you did it with someone else besides your spouse.
Besides intercourse the field ran the gauntlet of what was considered cheating.Some pointed out that even thinking about thinking about having sex with someone else other then your husband or wife could be considered cheating.On the other hand,I had a friend who once told me that even if he was caught in bed with another woman by his wife that he would deny it until the point that his wife would stop believing her own eyes and start believing him instead.
Of course,my friend is long since divorced,and if just thinking about thinking about sex is cheating then I am as guilty as him.
I am not a believer that every thought that you think condemns you.There is that little thing called 'temptation'.I look at it this way,if the thought itself condemns me,I might as well freakin' do the action.If I am already condemned:Why not do the action(if possible)?That's just the way I am.
Likewise,if I just think good thoughts...then it's just the same as doing good deeds then...right? Right?
Some of you are going to point out the error of my ways.After all,it was Jesus who said this just thinking about it claptrap.But it was also Jesus that would not condemn the adulteress.
In fact,it could be said that Jesus would not even have been around if not for adultery.Jesus came from the divine Davidic ancestral line.And how did this holy line of David begin?Yes,you guessed it...through adultery.
David,as King,could have as many wives and concubines as he wished.His sin was that he took Bathsheba-another man's wife-and has sex with her.I have told this story before,but the fact hasn't changed.The first son of this adulteress relationship died,but their next was was Solomon.Solomon was the first of a long line of sons of David kings....which all led up to not only the birth of Jesus,but to his holy heritage as well.
Does this mean that I am pro adultery?Not necessarily.What it does mean is that when we can not even agree on what cheating is,how can we be sure just thinking about it is sinful?For that matter,how can we be sure we even should be condemning at all?
Maybe Jesus was talking about something different entirely.There are other verses in the Bible about being careful where you put your treasure...for there is where your heart will be.No man can serve two masters.He will love one and hate the other.There are even other stories about people giving up all they have-or selling all they have-once they have found their true treasure.
I am not going so far as to say be careful what you wish for,but it is more like,be careful what you let your mind dwell.Temptation is fine and good,to a point.Perhaps,Jesus was saying that you can train your mind to concentrate and believe in what is healthy and good for you.
And,perhaps,through the story of David and Bathsheba,that maybe,just maybe,God works through us-faults and all.
This,is of course,only my Christian based thoughts on the subject.There are probably some of you out there that don't base your ideas of sex and things like adultery from the Christian perspective.Maybe some of you see these things as less of a sin/crime,and maybe some of you see them as more.
That makes this issue less black and white and on the whole more of a gray area,not to me-I have to live by my views-but in judging other peoples actions on these subjects.I could go harsh,or I could go tolernent.
Which way do you choose?
The Comics
Friday, July 20, 2007
What The Definition Of 'IS' Is.
At work we got into a very adult conversation.It seems that some people do not consider anything but sexual intercourse as 'sex'.To this,I strongly disagree...but I seem to be in the minority.Between the six of us(two men and four women)only us guys considered cunnilingus and fellatio {to use the polite terms}as actual sex.The gals seem to think that it wasn't sex at all.
I found this to be absolutely mind boggling.So I said,'So,these acts wouldn't be cheating,then?To which everyone said,'No,this would be considered cheating.'To which I asked,'Why?if it isn't sex how is it cheating?'
The girls all said that it was cheating because you would be being unfaithful to your spouse.'How?'I asked,'If it isn't considered 'sex',how could it be considered cheating?'
'Because,'they replied,'You are being intimate with someone besides your spouse.'
I had to laugh at this.I said I though that sex could be looking each other seductively in the eyes,or holding hands,or even naughty talk.I told them that I didn't see how sex could be seen any other way.To me,intercourse was just one aspect of sex,and that if this wasn't true,then what was foreplay?
All the ladies said that foreplay was not sex but what led up to sex.They said if I had it my way,you could have sex over the internet,which they said was impossible.They called chat rooms and naughty e-mails as mutual masturbation...you could get no diseases...you had no intimacy...you weren't even sure who it was on the other side of the screen...it couldn't be sex.
Like I said...mind boggling.To this my only argument was,then if it isn't considered sex...why is it called,'oral sex'?
My point..is Bill Clinton correct?Did what he have with Monica something other then sex?Has sex been pigeonholed into being the only one thing...or is it..simply..the one thing?I don't care if I am only in the minority 25%-I am for the broader term.
But what about you?Where do you stand on what is sex,and what is not?
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Harry Predictions
Sunday, July 15, 2007
New Feature:The Comic Of The Week
I am trying out a new feature that I am going to call,'The Comic Of The Week'.Simply put,I will try to post on Sunday what I thought was the best cartoon of the past week.I make no claims of it being the funniest...just the best.I will start off with the best cartoon from last week,A Funky Winkerbean.In this July 3rd comic,Lisa Moore and her husband,Les,find out that Lisa is indeed dying from breast cancer.This was very unexpected(by me,anyway)and very very powerful.
Meanwhile,this week's choice is a different sort of choice.It is just plain funny(and topical).This Brewsters Rocket from Friday the 13th is a funny take off on Harry Potter.Using a cell phone in the gag is just TNT...very LOL funny.
This July 18th political cartoon by Jeff Stahler of The Columbus Dispatch was by far the best comic of the week.
I don't know why I find this 'B.C.' comic from July 26th so amusing.Maybe as a connoisseur of fine fruitcake,I just love a fruitcake joke:In July :-)Anyway,it is the comic of the week
This weeks comic almost felt like it was meant to be.After all,last week,I almost picked a Cleveland Browns joke as The Comic Of The Week.This August First Tank McNamara was just too topical and funny to resist.
This 'Slowpoke' comic from Monday,August ,6th,really pissed me off.As an Akron area native,I have usually been proud of Good-Year.This Comic Of The week just makes me sick.
Chip Bok,the Akron Beacon Journal's political cartoonist did this weeks best comic.This hilarious take on the NBA official caught gambling on games he refereed was first published on August,17th.It is darn tootin' funny.That is why it is the comic of the week:-)
This week's comic of the week comes from the August 21, 'Ripley's Believe It Or Not'.The fact that over half of Japan's 20 year olds use wireless internet service is just mind boggling.I don't know anyone who used this service.America is far behind on this.I have worked in northern California and have seen groves of these giant beautiful trees.Too bad soo many are gone.Rose bushes...all of these berries are related to rose bushes.One great fun strip this week.
This week's comic of the week is a tie.First,as the Funky Winkerbean 'Death Of Lisa' story intensifies,so does the strip.After a so-so week{with Les talking to his cat},this Saturday strip just blew me out of the water.I hardly ever get this emotionally attached-to anything.Great comic.
There are a ton of 'new' comic strips out there that I read daily...they are that good.'Moderately Confused';'Candorville';'Clear Blue Water';'Pibgorn';'Girls And Sports';'Frog Applause' and this favorite called 'Retail'.I just love this comic.It has great art work(love it),is always funny,and is so current and knows it's retail.It takes place in a fictional retali sore called,'Grumbel's'(think Wal-Mart in a mall).This August 31st funny made me LoL!
It is rare in today's comic world to come across a comic strip so fresh and fun that you don't know quite what to think of it.With 'Frog Applause',I don't even try.Half of Frog's appeal is to just go with it's unique blend of word and idea usage.The other half is that it is not afraid to be bold and daring.This may not your grandfather's comic strip,but then again,it depends on grandfather :-)
This strip from last Thursday is a classic example of the 'Frog Applause' attitude of daring you to use your imagination.I found it both erotic and somewhat not at the same time....just like the 'Apocalypse Now' reference it pays tribute to.
F.A. should be read by everyone:DAILY!.That is why is strip is the comic of the week.
As the years unfold,the tragedies of 9/11 are slowly leaving the forefront of our attention spans.Soon,the day will be known simply as,'Patriot Day'.It will be just another day that we don't get mail and the banks are closed.It has already begun.Most 9/11 coverage was relegated to the second page and the day after.9/11 has become a secondary news story.
And so it was with the funnies.Very few comic strips even acknowledged the events on the day at all.That is why this September 11th,'One Big Happy' comic struck me so well.It was current,actually put some thought into it's tribute,and went above it's normal daily punch line to honor that which others forgot.A job well done.That is why it is the comic of the week.
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Saturday, July 14, 2007
NEW MILLER CHILL
*my post originally said 'lemony' ...but as Dharma nicely pointed out,it is a lime taste :-)
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Darn Good Readin'
JudgesChapter 19
At that time, when there was no king in Israel, there was a Levite residing in remote parts of the mountain region of Ephraim who had taken for himself a concubine from Bethlehem of Judah.
His concubine was unfaithful to him and left him for her father's house in Bethlehem of Judah, where she stayed for some four months.
Her husband then set out with his servant and a pair of asses, and went after her to forgive her and take her back. She brought him into her father's house, and on seeing him, the girl's father joyfully made him welcome.
He was detained by the girl's father, and so he spent three days with this father-in-law of his, eating and drinking and passing the night there.
On the fourth day they rose early in the morning and he prepared to go. But the girl's father said to his son-in-law, "Fortify yourself with a little food; you can go later on."
So they stayed and the two men ate and drank together. Then the girl's father said to the husband, "Why not decide to spend the night here and enjoy yourself?"
The man still made a move to go, but when his father-in-law pressed him he went back and spent the night there.
On the fifth morning he rose early to depart, but the girl's father said, "Fortify yourself and tarry until the afternoon." When he and his father-in-law had eaten,
and the husband was ready to go with his concubine and servant, the girl's father said to him, "It is already growing dusk. Stay for the night. See, the day is coming to an end. Spend the night here and enjoy yourself. Early tomorrow you can start your journey home."
The man, however, refused to stay another night; he and his concubine set out with a pair of saddled asses, and traveled till they came opposite Jebus, which is Jerusalem.
Since they were near Jebus with the day far gone, the servant said to his master, "Come, let us turn off to this city of the Jebusites and spend the night in it."
But his master said to him, "We will not turn off to a city of foreigners, who are not Israelites, but will go on to Gibeah.
Come," he said to his servant, "let us make for some other place, either Gibeah or Ramah, to spend the night."
So they continued on their way till the sun set on them when they were abreast of Gibeah of Benjamin.
There they turned off to enter Gibeah for the night. The man waited in the public square of the city he had entered, but no one offered them the shelter of his home for the night.
In the evening, however, an old man came from his work in the field; he was from the mountain region of Ephraim, though he lived among the Benjaminite townspeople of Gibeah.
When he noticed the traveler in the public square of the city, the old man asked where he was going, and whence he had come.
He said to him, "We are traveling from Bethlehem of Judah far up into the mountain region of Ephraim, where I belong. I have been to Bethlehem of Judah and am now going back home; but no one has offered us the shelter of his house.
We have straw and fodder for our asses, and bread and wine for the woman and myself and for our servant; there is nothing else we need."
"You are welcome," the old man said to him, "but let me provide for all your needs, and do not spend the night in the public square."
So he led them to his house and provided fodder for the asses. Then they washed their feet, and ate and drank.
While they were enjoying themselves, the men of the city, who were corrupt, surrounded the house and beat on the door. They said to the old man whose house it was, "Bring out your guest, that we may abuse him."
The owner of the house went out to them and said, "No, my brothers; do not be so wicked. Since this man is my guest, do not commit this crime.
Rather let me bring out my maiden daughter or his concubine. Ravish them, or do whatever you want with them; but against the man you must not commit this wanton crime."
When the men would not listen to his host, the husband seized his concubine and thrust her outside to them. They had relations with her and abused her all night until the following dawn, when they let her go.
Then at daybreak the woman came and collapsed at the entrance of the house in which her husband was a guest, where she lay until the morning.
When her husband rose that day and opened the door of the house to start out again on his journey, there lay the woman, his concubine, at the entrance of the house with her hands on the threshold.
He said to her, "Come, let us go"; but there was no answer. So the man placed her on an ass and started out again for home.
On reaching home, he took a knife to the body of his concubine, cut her into twelve pieces, and sent them throughout the territory of Israel.
Everyone who saw this said, "Nothing like this has been done or seen from the day the Israelites came up from the land of Egypt to this day. Take note of it, and state what you propose to do."
Monday, July 09, 2007
Barry Bonds:Homerun Hero*
In fact,Barry Bonds shouldn't be compared to Hank Aaron and his record at all.A better comparison would be to Sadaharu Oh.Sadahuru Oh's record of 868(!)homeruns has always been discounted because it has been said that he played against weaker pitching,and,in smaller ballparks.But if you look at today's ballparks ,they are not far in size from their Japanese counterparts...not very far at all.
It is a sad fact that Barry Bonds plays the pompous ass so damn well,otherwise,he would about to be universally recognized for the outstanding achievement he is about to accomplish...but...aah,Barry,by the way,you better get hopping,Yo,or you never will capture Sadaharu Oh's 868.
Friday, July 06, 2007
All Right In The End :-)
I went through my colonoscopy today.The doctor found no polyps,growths or anything else of the sort.Hurrah for me.All clean.They did take a second test where they shoved air up my 'you know what' and then did a CAT scan.I don't have those results back,yet,but my doctor thinks there is nothing in the old colon.Sooo,good news.Thank you all for you positive thoughts and/or prayers.Believe me,they helped:-)
HIKING The Buckeye trail:The Old Man's Cave Section
She had been wanting to hike this section anyway,so when the opportunity for us to hike it came along......
...we took it.It was a two hour trip down Rt 33,but jamming to 'Summerteeth' by Wilco made it go by very quickly.
We got to our very nice 'camp- ground (thank you very much)called, 'Top O' The Caves' early enough on July 3rd to pick our choice of primitive camp sight...OK,we were the only ones in the primitive sight.But though small,it was a completely wooded area to camp.