An Argument For Giftmas

Hello....uhm..I'd like to...to..er..take the devil's point of view on this..cough..sub- ject,I believe that the atheists that erected a sign next to a Nativity scene ,did it just to get their own religious point of view across.I think that they hoped(nay=prayed;-)for the exact reaction the sign garnered.

Good for them...they got their 'equal religion time'.

But(I like big 'buts' and I can not lie),is Christmas even a religious holiday for most people anymore?Could not the Nativity scene be seen now-a-days more or less as just an early traditional scene of,perhaps,a better called,'Giftmas'?

I mean,come on...the only reason it isn't called,'Giftmas' is because the non-Christian sects like the 'tradition' of the holiday being called,Christmas.

How many Tv specials for Christmas even have Christ in them? One percent?Two?

Christmas,not only in America,but Japan/China,etc,is about giving presents,Santa Claus,the Tree,eggnog and parties.

It's not about the birth of Jesus.

Even among most Christians ,Christmas is only very little about Jesus' birth-maybe an hour for Christmas-eve service.

So...aren't the atheists sort of beating a dead horse here...taking that what very little of Jesus Christ out of the holiday that isn't already drained out of it?

I say the atheists are right:totally take the Christ out of the holiday,put Santa up instead of the Nativity scene and let one's private beliefs of Jesus be celebrated in a church.

In fact,I say:'TAKE THE CHRIST 'OUT' OF CHRISTMAS ALL TOGETHER!LET'S GO ALL THE WAY AND CALL THE HOLIDAY WHAT IT TRULY HAS BECOME:"GIFTMAS"!

Happy Thanksgiving

Over the river, and through the wood,To Grandfather's house we go;The horse knows the way to carry the sleighthrough the white and drifted snow.

Over the river, and through the wood -Oh, how the wind does blow!It stings the toes and bites the noseAs over the ground we go.

Over the river, and through the wood,To have a first-rate play.Hear the bells ring, "Ting-a-ling-ding",Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day!

Over the river, and through the woodTrot fast, my dapple-gray!Spring over the ground like a hunting-hound,For this is Thanksgiving Day.

Over the river, and through the wood -And straight through the barnyard gate,We seem to go extremely slow,It is so hard to wait!

Over the river, and through the wood -Now Grandmother's cap I spy!Hurrah for the fun! Is the pudding done?Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!

HERB SCORE June 7,1933-November 11,2008

The Ballad Of Herb Score by Terry Cashman

Bet you never of Herbie Score

But after the winter of '54

The Indian signals said send us a kid with smoke

He blew them away in '55

This red head south paw-man alive

Bet you never heard of Herbie Score

*

One day I saw him take the hill

In the stadium that Babe Ruth built

Just sat back I watched him fire

The curve the heat he didn't need tricks

He struck out the Yogi

Struck out the Mick

Still you never heard of Herbie Score

*

Then one night he took the mound

He was on his way to Cooperstown

One pitch and history was changed

McDougald swung and Herb was shattered

He tried to come back

But it never really mattered

And that's why you never heard about Herbie Score

*

There was Harry Agganis/Kenny Hubbs

One was a Red Sox

One was a Cub

Never got to finish what they began

The gods of the diamond change like the weather

They give us a natural

Then they take him forever

And that's what they did to Herbie Score

*

The gods of the diamond they play a strange game

they give us the light

then they blow out the flame

That's what they did to Herbie Score

*

Bet you never heard of Herbie Score

But after the winter of '54

The Indian signals said

Send us a kid with smoke

Ray Kinsella: Fifty years ago, for five minutes you came within... y-you came this close. It would KILL some men to get so close to their dream and not touch it. God, they'd consider it a tragedy.

Dr. Archibald "Moonlight" Graham: Son, if I'd only gotten to be a doctor for five minutes... now that would have been a tragedy.

*

Amen,Moonlight,Amen.We'll miss you Mr.Score

*

"And that ball is outta here."

Veteran's Day

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

Between the crosses, row on row,

That mark our place; and in the sky

The larks, still bravely singing, fly

Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the dead.

Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,

Loved, and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:

To you from failing hands we throw

The torch; be yours to hold it high.

If ye break faith with us who die

We shall not sleep, though poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

— Lt.-Col. John McCrae

Queen + Paul Rodgers:The Cosmos Rocks


This album download is most awesome!This is one great recording!

Yes,I have to admit it:I am a HUGE Queen fan.I have all of their albums(if you don't count all of the many and repetitive greatest hits compilations..phewwy uck!).

Also,I have to admit that I was pleasantly surprised by last years Queen + Paul Rodgers Live cd,'Return Of The Champions'.

It also can be said that I am a fan of Paul Rodgers(formally of,'Free',Bad Company' & 'The Firm').I have fond memories of listening to Bad Company's ,'Shooting Star' in my basement.It is one of my favorite family/rock and roll memories.It was just cleaning the basement with my brothers while the song blasted on the radio...but it is a memory that has stuck with me for some whatever reason.

The Queen memories are too many to recount and/or explore.But people that know me know how big Queen has been in my life.

Not that I think this group should necessarily be refereed to as Queen.John Deacon(Another One Bites The Dust) is nowhere to be seen.But,on the other hand,besides guitarist Brian May and drummer,Roger Taylor,Queen silent partner Spike Edney toured with them on 'Return',so there is an argument for the 'Queen' name.

Besides,they will instantly get more ticket/cd sales under the 'Queen' name than they would ever under,'May-Rodgers-Taylor' or some super group name like 'The Altered Audio Revolver Tower'.

[Though,in the long run,'The Altered Audio Revolver Tower' thing maybe the better choice-if you want the system to work right now- you have to go with 'Queen + Paul Rodgers.]

And ' The Cosmos Rocks' does work right now.

I said it once,I'll say it again,This is one great recording.

According to what I've read(once again,I bought the on-line version-no liner notes)not only are all of the songs written by Brian May,Roger Taylor and Paul Rodgers,but all the instruments are played by them as well....Is that Roger Taylor on lead guitar on,'War Boys'!?!

'Cosmos' really starts hitting on all cylinders straight from the get go,but from,'Small' until 'Small Reprise' is the heart of this delicious album.

I think there was a deliberate attempt on this cd to get the listener involved into the music.I believe this was done for immediate concert participation.Arena rock at it's best.Great sing-alongs.

One of the ways I tend to judge a new recording is to not totally judge it until after I have listened to it at least for three times.Another measuring tool is if and when I find myself absent mindedly singing/humming the tunes from the album while I am at work.

For the latter,this was a humdinger.Though I didn't know even the song's titles,I found myself jamming inside my own noggin to many of the songs off this Queen/Paul Rodgers listening experience.

Some of these tunes included,'Still Burnin';'Small';'Warboys';and especially the almost Christian rock sounding,'We Believe'(a possible 'Obama' shout out?).

Two of my favorite songs on 'Cosmos Rocks' are the very Queen sounding,'Call Me'(what a fun song) and the very un-Queen sounding,'Voodoo'(This had an almost Santana sound to it).

I can not tell you how much I enjoyed hearing the enthral voice of Paul Rodgers followed by the distinctly Queen guitar work of Brian May.Roger Taylors contributions should not be over looked in this mix either.His great percussion work as well as his unique voice and writing skills truly make this a 'Queen +Paul Rodgers production.

They don't make albums like this anymore.Which makes,'The Cosmos Rocks' even that much better!

McCain/Palin:Secretly PRO-CHOICE

It probably is too late to change too many voter's minds at this late point in the election,but I know that there are many honest God fearing Christians that would vote for Obama except that their consciences won't let them vote for a pro-choice advocate.These people believe that abortion is the murder of young,innocent lives,and they can't work their politics around it.Forget the economy.Forget the war.Thousands of innocent lives are at stake.For this reason,and this reason alone,these concerned,loving individuals will be voting for McCain/Palin.

Here is my attempt to give these life loving people a truer picture of where to really put their votes,and why:


Abortion:According to John McCain's own web sight,he basically wants to do next to nothing to stop abortion.John McCain's stance on abortion is a smoke screen.


Sure,he claims that he would appoint judges that would overturn 'Roe vs. Wade',but,at the same time he is saying that he will not appoint judges that 'legislate' from the bench.He wants the individual states to decide.

But,according to John McCain's own health care plan,this state by state abortion decision would be rendered null and void.John McCain's plan would enable anyone to cross state lines for medical procedures.

Anyone who lived in a state that banned abortion would still have the choice of simply going to a neighboring,more liberal,state to get one.

If this is not enough,even the 'Republican Platform' takes a (though veiled) pro-choice stance.You decide.With wording like:'We all have a moral obligation to assist, not to penalize, women struggling with the challenges of an unplanned pregnancy.' And,absolutely no language stating that they believe that cases of 'rape,incest and mother's health' are NOT cases for abortion,the Republican Platform does not vary much from the Democrat's belief on a woman's right to choose.

No penalty/moral obligation to assist....As Lou Costello used to say in the famous,'Whose On First' skit:"Same as you!Same as you."

Being very little difference on the subject-except the Obama campaign is more honest on their stance-you have to ask why the McCain/Palin team would try to trick their constituents in believing they are for something when in reality they are not?

This question,in itself,tells allot about how far a politician is willing to go to get elected.

I wonder:If McCain is willing to 'Mis'-lead on this all important subject,what else is he lying to us about?On what other issues is he willing to bend or break the truth to get us into a war or economical disaster?

John McCain asks us to trust that he will lead us.Based on his abortion stance...I don't trust him at all.

VOTE OBAMA

Hey Big Spender....

If I had any doubt on how the McCain/Palin ticket was going to govern if they had won the White House,this past week's events gave me some very big clues.


First off,The G.O.P. spent $150,000.00 on clothes and accessories for Sarah Palin and her family.

Now,I don't know about you,but if I were a Republican and I believed in my party enough to spend,say,$50.00 or a $100.00 on supporting the campaign,I would be very pissed off that they spent that amount of money buying Sarah Palin's 16 year old daughter a maternity blouse.

Nitpicking you say....hey,I am not the one who said that it was wrong to bring her into the campaign.

HELLO!?!

In these hard economic times shouldn't our 'leaders' at least be giving the appearance of thrift?I mean,they are called,'leaders' for gosh sake.Which means,per say,that we are supposed to 'follow their lead'!!!

They talk about responsibility in government and then they take their constituents (G.O.P. DONORS) money and spend it on unneeded and frivolous items such as designer clothing?!?

Knock!Knock!

Hello!?!

Do they really need to be spending MY money on these things?

Hey,if they want to spend their own money....


....BIG CLUE ALERT....


MORE OF THE SAME! MORE OF THE SAME! MORE OF THE SAME!


...Now,it's not that I don't believe that every candidate doesn't deserve to look good on the campaign trail,but,if this isn't shameful governmental waste at it's best,it,also,isn't the exception that makes the rule either.

Another,perhaps,more telling example of waste already within the 'strapped' McCain/Palin campaign is the highest paid person on the ticket's staff...

...Sarah Palin's make up artist!!!

KNOCK!KNOCK!

IS THERE ANYBODY HOME?!?

The Grand 'Ol Party paid Sarah Palin's make up artist $22,800.00 just for two weeks service-in the first two weeks of October-alone!!!

This is more than they spent on any other advisor,be it foreign or domestic!

I thought we were voting for Sarah Palin because she was,supposedly,'hot' !

But,what the freak is she...?!?

Dorian Gray?!?

Hey!

Don't get mad at me!

I am not the one basing my political decisions on looks here...

...but judging on the amount of $$$ the G.O.P. is spending on this...

...The Republican Party sure as hell is!

Is this really the change we want in Washington?

Can you truthfully look yourself in the mirror and say,"Yes,this kind of frivolousness spending is going to help me in the next 4-8 years???

Judging on the amount of moolla the McCain/Palin ticket is spending on looks,I say,without this shameful amount of waste,they can't look themselves in the mirror,either.

SOME FUNNY FUNNIES

Acorn E story

According to sources close to the Republican Party the recent gaffs made by the McCain/Palin ticket are just the final set up in the Republican Party's platform plan to steal the election.

"Honestly,"said the source,"We don't care if we win or lose.This election will be won in the Supreme Court-which by the way has a Republican bias."

Asked to further expand on this subject our source commented,"It all comes down to,'Acorn'.We will contest any Democratic victory as being unfair and corrupt.Let's face it:if we take it to the court,the Supreme Court is on our side.'Acorn' is just the needed means to an end."

'Acorn',and acronym for,'The Association Of Community Organizations For Reform Now' has been heavily campaigning to register new voters.The Republicans see this effort as a mostly Democratic move{because most new voters tend to be young voters,whom tend to be Democratic voters},so they are voicing concerns of fraud in 'Acorn's registration campaign.

"Honestly,it doesn't even need to be close.We won't roll over like Gore or Kerry.In the very least,we hope to extend Bush's presidency until there can be a new election or two.But what we ultimately hope for is a total and complete McCain victory."

The Hippcratic Party will continue to follow this story.

Thy Shalt Not....

Hello,folks,glad to be here.

Every time I feel like being 'Biblically' judgemental,I like to pick up my Bible and turn to 'Leviticus,Chapter 19'.

Oooh,boy,not many of us pass the mustard on this test.Ouch!

But,that is just the point-according to this-wearing a polyester/cotton blend shirt is a stain/a sin and an offence against God...as are soo many other things we seem to do on a daily basis.

It is said that we simply can't pick and choose which 'laws' we are to follow...but according to this...it sure seems we chose quite frequently.

How can we not?Even in The Bible there are amendments and abbreviations to these laws.The Biblical writers themselves seem to believe that these laws lived and breathed and changed with changes in society.

So how can I honestly condemn someone on codes and laws written thousands of years ago:without picking and choosing?

Bibically,I can't.

This is where I proclaim my love for the Lord.Our lives in Christ(if you are a Christian) are believed not to be based on 'the Law',but on the love of God and neighbor.In other words,on mercy,compassion and love.

Mercy,Compassion and Love.

Strong beliefs-even stronger words.

But,this is what 'I' believe.

Soo,just for fun,here is Leviticus 19:





Leviticus Chapter 19
1
The LORD said to Moses,
2
"Speak to the whole Israelite community and tell them: Be holy, for I, the LORD your God, am holy.
3
Revere your mother and father, and keep my sabbaths. I, the LORD, am your God.
4
"Do not turn aside to idols, nor make molten gods for yourselves. I, the LORD, am your God.
5
"When you sacrifice your peace offering to the LORD, if you wish it to be acceptable,
6
it must be eaten on the very day of your sacrifice or on the following day. Whatever is left over until the third day shall be burned up in the fire.
7
If any of it is eaten on the third day, the sacrifice will be unacceptable as refuse;
8
whoever eats of it then shall pay the penalty for having profaned what is sacred to the LORD. Such a one shall be cut off from his people.
9
"When you reap the harvest of your land, you shall not be so thorough that you reap the field to its very edge, nor shall you glean the stray ears of grain.
10
Likewise, you shall not pick your vineyard bare, nor gather up the grapes that have fallen. These things you shall leave for the poor and the alien. I, the LORD, am your God.
11
"You shall not steal. You shall not lie or speak falsely to one another.
12
You shall not swear falsely by my name, thus profaning the name of your God. I am the LORD.
13
"You shall not defraud or rob your neighbor. You shall not withhold overnight the wages of your day laborer.
14
You shall not curse the deaf, or put a stumbling block in front of the blind, but you shall fear your God. I am the LORD.
15
"You shall not act dishonestly in rendering judgment. Show neither partiality to the weak nor deference to the mighty, but judge your fellow men justly.
16
You shall not go about spreading slander among your kinsmen; nor shall you stand by idly when your neighbor's life is at stake. I am the LORD.
17
"You shall not bear hatred for your brother in your heart. Though you may have to reprove your fellow man, do not incur sin because of him.
18
1 Take no revenge and cherish no grudge against your fellow countrymen. You shall love your neighbor as yourself. I am the LORD.
19
"Keep my statutes: do not breed any of your domestic animals with others of a different species; do not sow a field of yours with two different kinds of seed; and do not put on a garment woven with two different kinds of thread.
20
2 "If a man has carnal relations with a female slave who has already been living with another man but has not yet been redeemed or given her freedom, they shall be punished but not put to death, because she is not free.
21
The man, moreover, shall bring to the entrance of the meeting tent a ram as his guilt offering to the LORD.
22
With this ram the priest shall make atonement before the LORD for the sin he has committed, and it will be forgiven him.
23
3 "When you come into the land and plant any fruit tree there, first look upon its fruit as if it were uncircumcised. For three years, while its fruit remains uncircumcised, it may not be eaten.
24
In the fourth year, however, all of its fruit shall be sacred to the LORD as a thanksgiving feast to him.
25
Not until the fifth year may you eat its fruit. Thus it will continue its yield for you. I, the LORD, am your God.
26
"Do not eat meat with the blood still in it. Do not practice divination or soothsaying.
27
4 Do not clip your hair at the temples, nor trim the edges of your beard.
28
Do not lacerate your bodies for the dead, and do not tattoo yourselves. I am the LORD.
29
"You shall not degrade your daughter by making a prostitute of her; else the land will become corrupt and full of lewdness.
30
Keep my sabbaths, and reverence my sanctuary. I am the LORD.
31
"Do not go to mediums or consult fortune-tellers, for you will be defiled by them. I, the LORD, am your God.
32
"Stand up in the presence of the aged, and show respect for the old; thus shall you fear your God. I am the LORD.
33
"When an alien resides with you in your land, do not molest him.
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You shall treat the alien who resides with you no differently than the natives born among you; have the same love for him as for yourself; for you too were once aliens in the land of Egypt. I, the LORD, am your God.
35
"Do not act dishonestly in using measures of length or weight or capacity.
36
You shall have a true scale and true weights, an honest ephah and an honest hin. I, the LORD, am your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt.
37
Be careful, then, to observe all my statutes and decrees. I am the LORD."

McCain Via 'Rolling Stone'

Anyone still undecided about their choice for president should read this article about John McCain via the latest 'Rolling Stone' magazine....but I know you probably won't.

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

Tom Cruise To Sue McCain/Palin

The Hyppocratic Party has learned from sources close to Tom Cruise that through his connections deep inside the bowels of the Scientology movement that he has ordered the John McCain/Sarah Palin ticket to stop referring to themselves both together and seperately as'Maverick'.

"We all know that I am the only true 'Maverick',"Tom Cruise is reportedly to have said."Everyone knows that John McCain's true pilot nickname was,'ACE'.And it was not because he shot down five enemy planes either...remember people,he was a bomber pilot...it was because he,and I must emphasize this,it was because he,John McCain,crashed 'FIVE' of his own planes!For John McCain to call himself ,'Maverick',well,it's just despicable."

Furthermore,according to our sources,Tom cruise went on to exclaim,"Senator McCain can use any other nickname,'Scooter','Playboy' or even what he was mostly known as,'Chicken Sh*t'.That's with an asterisk,people.We don't care.Anything but,'Maverick'."

Mr.Cruise's tirade did not end with McCain,"As for Ms.Palin,hot women and sidekicks are never-ever considered to be,'Mavericks'.They ride on back of the bike.A good nickname for her would be,'Goose' or 'Katie'.

The Tom Cruise message ended on an ominous note,"We here at The Big 'C' will not tolerate any further 'Maverick' discretion's.Being sued will just be the beginning of your problems.DO NOT MESS WITH THE BIG 'C'.

When asked if the 'Big C' stood for Tom Cruise,Katie...er...we mean our source,said,"What!?!Oh,of course not,the Big 'C' means 'Scientology',silly."

There has been no word on this account from the McCain camp.The Hyppocratic Party will keep you abreast of any further developments in this story.

...And On The Sixth Day DP&L Said,"Let There Be Light"

The remnants of Hurricane Ike blew through my little Ohio town last Sunday(September 14th) with hurricane 75 mile an hour winds.Six days later our downtown(a block and a half away from the hospital) eight little cluster of houses is finally back on.The weather was pleasant,the moon was full and I cranked the daylights out our little self charging radio every ten minutes or so...so it wasn't all that bad.I actually enjoyed the break in the chains of my computer,and the oppression of my Tv...at least until the end of day five.I am thankful for my handy dandy cellphone.It was my nightlight.My alarm.And my form of communication.

Needless to say,our little adventure,though a tad stressful and a bit tiring,was nothing compared to what the fine folks in Texas were and are going through.Our hearts and prayers are with them.

A Tribute

Sept.11,2001-

8:45 am :American Airlines flight 11 crashes into the North Tower of The World Trade Center.

9:03am:United Airlines flight 175 crashes into the South Tower of The World Trade Center.

9:43am:American Airlines flight 77 crashes into The Pentagon

10:05am:The south Tower collapses.

10:10am:United Airlines flight 93 crashes in Somerset County(near Shanksville) ,Pennsylvania.

10:28am:The North Tower Collapses.

2,973 people died and 24 people still remain listed as missing.I dedicate this posting to these brave souls and their families.God be with them all.

Future V.P. Debate

[Sitting in our Hippocratic office the other evening a man appeared in a puff of smoke claiming to be from the future.He said his name was Brad Hanson and that he came back to the past to deliever to us this,yet to be,vice presidential debate video tape.Here is a partial transcript:]





Moderator:Mrs.Palin,Contrary to early reports that the Republican Party was going to keep it's strong-some refer to it as a -'total' -ban on abortions in this year's platform,that appears not to be the case.If I may refer to page 52 of that document,there is no specific language stating that the party opposes an abortion ban in cases of rape,incest,or the fear of the mother's life.My question to you,Mrs.Palin,do you personally feel that your party's language is strong enough in this area?Why?Why not?


Sarah Palin:Thank you for your question.I have long been an an opponent of any and all abortions.I ran on this issue in my very first election.Let's be perfectly clear on this:abortion is murder.All abortion.The language of our-the Republican-platform is very very strong.There is no need,absolutely no need,to include phrases and clauses into our stance.It is very clear as stated on it's own.Republicans are against abortion.We are for 'Life.Liberty,and the pursuit of Happiness',as I believe all good Americans are.

In fact,our party has done more than our fair share to save the unborn.Almost all laws-or attempted laws-to stop this genocide have come from within the Christian right:the Republican Party.

I praise my opponent,Senator Biden,for also being pro-life.I question-however-his audacity.While spouting verbiage of support,Mr.Biden,a supposed good Catholic,waffles letting millions of innocents die because in policy,he continues to look the other way.My opponent allows abortion.As Jesus himself said,"He who is not with me,is against me."Pardon my bluntness,Mr.Biden,but I feel your stance is just more of the Washington bluster.


Moderator:Senator Biden...a rebuttal?


Senator Biden:Thank you.First off,I would like to congratulate my opponent for the chance to debate her,today.It's about time that the Republicans brought a female pitbull-even one wearing lipstick- into the fight.But since Ms.Palin so graciously brought MY LORD,JESUS into this debate,I do not think that I would be remiss in quoting my savior,as well.Asked if it was lawful to pay the tax Jesus said:"Give to Caesar what is Caesar's and give to God what is God's."Now,if this isn't Jesus supporting the separation of church and state,I don't know what is.See,here is where Governor Palin and I disagree.I feel that the Republican party is more responsible for this abortion debacle than they are willing to admit.They say they feel strongly on this issue,but play politics constantly with it.Most Democrats feel as their Republican brother's do,that abortion should not be used as birth control.But as is painfully obvious to most Americans,'abstinence only' does not always work.And with big business/Wall Street pushing out more and more sex provoking images to sell shampoo,the sexual labios of some very very good kids is being put to the test daily.It just keeps getting harder and harder to'just say no'.

But that is not the main issue,here.I am constantly amazed,Governor,that the party that is constantly spouting it wants less and less government,is pushing for more.

Your party's exclusive no exception abortion policy is an abomination to us Democrats.How can you tell a husband that he has NO RIGHT/NO CHOICE in whether his wife lives or dies?If the decision has to be made between a mother's life or that of the unborn child's-how dare you say that the government's rights supercede that of the families?

That's what this debate is about,the familes right in a crisis situation to make the painful decision.The government is too big when it gets that final say.And until the G.O.P. moderates it's position on this matter,there can be no compromise.We can not allow your big government interference to have the ultimate authority on a familes life or death situation.Live Free or die,Mrs.Palin.Live Free or die.


Moderator:Rubuttal,Goveror?



Sarah Palin:You're having a bad hair day,senator.I already said that the Republican platform on abortion in no way mentions,'in cases of rape,incest or because of the mother's health'.That's not mentioned anywhere.You're barking up the wrong tree,senator.In most cases it isn't the size of the dog in the fight,but it's the size of fight in the dog.You,you're neither-you're best bet is to put your tail between your leg and hightail it out of here.

Sarah Palin:Bene Gesserit Witch?

The Hippocratic Party has learned from a top Pentagon source that Alaska governor,Sarah Palin maybe of the secret order of the Bene Gesserit,"She's a Bene Gesserit witch,alright,"claimed our source-using the derogatory name for nuns within the Bene Gesserit order,"If you heard her speaking at the R.N.C.,you could definitely tell she was using 'the voice'."

Fellow Republican,Mitt Romney,once himself considered a top choice for the convented V.P. spot,is said to have lauched the Pentagon investigation into Gov.Sarah Palin's background."At the convention,"Romney is reportedly to have stated,"I noticed the top of her 'tramp stamp'.It read,"Claims the former Govenor of Massachusetts," 'Fear Is The Mind...'well,I couldn't read the last word,but one would have to assume that it could only have said,'Killer'.'Fear Is The Mind Killer'.Isn't that what the witches say?"

According to our high Pentagon offical,Senator John McCain seemed unconcerned,"Isn't the Bene Gesserit a fictional order from the sci-fi series,'Dune'?"reportedly said McCain.

"He is so out of touch,"announced our source,"He doesn't even know what an 'I-Pod' is.Fiction-paah."

As if to advance the Pentagon's claim our offical produced a photo of Sarah Palin and her daughter,Piper,that he says is on the sand planet,Arrakis.

"Spice is the only trade from the planet Arrakis,"spouted Mitt Romney,"If Sarah Palin was there,it could only be to introduce the highly addictive spice to Earth.This must be looked into immediately."


The Hippocratic Party believes
the Bene Gesserit Order to be a
total work of fiction,but must in
good conciseness report this story
based on the evidence given to us
by a non-biased pentagon source.

If further information comes available,you can count on theHippocratic Party to publish it.

Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin & daughter,
Piper,supposedly on Arrakis.

Top Ten McCain/Palin Faux Pas Plus One good Point

10: Sarah Palin looks more like Tina Fey than Fran Dresher

9:Alaska's population is basically the same as Ohio's 10th Congressional District(around 650,000)...damn those Dennis Kucinich comparisons!

8:Their campaign has no counter to Barack Obama/Joe Biden saying,"I know Hillary Clinton and you are no Hillary Clinton{and you know this will happen}."

7: Sarah Palin keeps getting stopped at 'press' checkpoints for not having her local 'weather-girl' press pass.

6:John McCain has to keep reminding her that 'the right to bare arms' does not mean that she gets to have her own nuclear weapon.

5:John McCain can not keep from giggling when saying that he will,"Keep her abreast on foreign policy matters."

4:Their campaign has no counter to George H.W. Bush saying,"I know Dan Quayle and she's no Dan Quayle."

3:Neither John nor Sarah 'Can't believe it's not butter'.

2:John and Sarah....weren't they the ones that caused the terminators to take over the world....crap!

and 1:Everyone knows that Virgos and Capricorns don't mix!

But here is the one good point:Sarah Palin is no Dick Cheney!

John McCain:Illegal Alien?

This 1986 photo of senators Joe Lieberman
and John McCain lends credence to the Karl
Rove accusations.


The Hippocrat Party has come in contact with secret Rovian sources that purportedly report that Senator John McCain is being 'blackmailed' into playing a 'Barney Fife' role in the upcoming presidential election.

According to the sources that were seen but not copied,Karl Rove stated that,"The only way John McCain can possibly win this election is by following the 'Mayberry Plan' to the letter."

The mythical,'Mayberry Plan' is said to be a mathematical calculation invented by Karl Rove that doubles the chances of any politician getting elected.Equations beyond our comprehension at the Hippocrat party seem to state that if said candidate follows the 'Character Rule'[George W.Bush became the character known as 'Goober'] of the 'Mayberry Plan,percentage points run 50% higher than if a candidate ran on his/her own identity alone.

Maverick candidate John McCain was said to be strongly against the Mayberry/Barney Fife plan.He was quoted as saying that,"It's just plan stupid."

But according to the documents that we glanced through,this course of action did not sit well with the power broker,Karl Rove's,team.Scribblings seem to indicate that Mr.Rove 'had an ace up his sleeve':John McCain may not be a 'Natural Born Citizen Of The United States '.

This is important because:Section 1 of Article II of the Constitution contains this clause: "No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President" And John McCain-according to these Rovian documents-is possibly not in accordance with this clause.

Karl Rove-again,in our unsubstantiated report-states,"I personally see no substance in this claim whatsoever,but innuendo knows nothing of fact.If John wants to be elected,he will have to play ball."

The basis of this innuendo is the fact that John McCain was only born on 'American soil ' after the fact....In fact,only retroactively.Read this from Wikipedia:
John McCain was born at the Coco Solo U.S. military base in the Panama Canal Zone to U.S. parents. Although the Panama Canal Zone was not considered to be part of the United States,[5] federal law states that "Any person born in the Canal Zone on or after February 26, 1904, and whether before or after the effective date of this chapter, whose father or mother or both at the time of the birth of such person was or is a citizen of the United States, is declared to be a citizen of the United States".[6] The law that conferred this status took effect on August 4, 1937, one year after John McCain was born — albeit with retrospective effect, resulting in McCain being declared a U.S. citizen.[7] However, the question as to whether or not he is a citizen from birth cannot be answered by this law because it took effect after his birth.

Our source further states that Karl Rove then said,"Yeah,Johnny boy played ball real quickly after that."
Though The Hippocrat Party can in no way substantiate our claims on these charges,events of the past few days{ nominating Sara Palin;Sara's 17 year old daughter,Bristol,announcing that she is five months pregnant and out of wedlock} seems to indicate that Senator McCain has become quite accustomed to shooting himself in the foot Barney Fife style.

McCain Picks Palin

Today,in Dayton,Ohio,the Republican presidential candidate John McCain picked the Alaskan Gov.Sarah Palin as his vice presidential running mate.'More of the same', McCain,has been going in the wrong direction for what we feel,a loong time,now.

Therefore,we,the Hippocratic Party,consider this clip from the movie,'Dumb & Dumber' as the perfect response to McCain's choosing Gov. Palin as his running mate choice.

Happy '72th' Birthday' To More Of The Same' McCain

The Hippocrat Party would like to wish presidential candidate 'More Of The Same-John McCain' a Happy '72th' Birthday on August 29.So,please don't take it personal,Mr.McCain,when we ask you a simple question about this campaign ad:'When it says....'Washington's broken.John McCain knows it.'



....Where was president George W. Bush when hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans and the rest of the Gulf Coast on August 29th,2005?















Oh,yes...he was with you.

Obama Picks Running Mate!

According to sources from deep within the Obama campaign headquarters,the Hipprocrat Party has learned that Barack Obama has finally picked his running mate for this coming November's presidential election.In a choice that will seem like a surprise to many,Mr.Obama has chosen John McCain as his vice presidential selection.


"I know many of you would have not had me choose senator John McCain,"began senator Obama,"But the fact of the matter is that John McCain and I see eye to eye on ninety percent of this country's issues.Senator McCain will also bring me a strong segment of the popular vote that I would have had a much harder time reaching without him.To me,John McCain is the obvious choice to be my vice president."

Sources within the McCain headquarters confirmed his selection,and called it,"The right thing to do for America."

More news on this subject will be forthwith upon it's discovery.

Tagged by 'Comedy Central's,Indecision 2008'!

Hey!Guess what...check this out!I've been tagged by Comedy Central's,'Indecision 2008' [http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/08/18/ronald-reagans-son-has-all-or-at-least-most-of-the-answers/].Click on 'worse president'.

Entertainment Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Will Be Depleted by 2013

'More Of The Same' McCain

McCain got 'Punked' by Karl Rove.McCain takes it like a boy.McCain embraces and boot licks his new mistress/dominatrix-Rove Karl.






Do we really want to vote for,"MORE OF THE SAME" McCain?

Here are some more OBAMA IS SO PHAT JOKES:

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that being a celebrity is JUST a side effect of his popularity.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that John McCain is willing to sleep with-the man who punked him-Karl Rove...wait that's not a joke!

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that when he got a My Space page there wasn't room for anyone else.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that FOX News actually admitted to being 'unfair and unbalanced'.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that they are going to put his face on Mt.Rushmore.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that Dick Cheney no longer calls his oil,'black gold'

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that they are finding his image on potato chips,pancakes,water towers,etc.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that when you say to him,"A penny for your thoughts," that he actually gives you his TWO cents worth.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that Rush Limbaugh has to take pain killers so he won't have to give you the real skinny.

OBAMA IS SO PHAT that he makes George W. Bush pee his pants.