Good evening,I am The Drew for W.W.J.D. News.Our top story tonight is Jesus Christ our Lord has pronounced that he is for the separation of 'church' and 'state'.In this 'Underground' exclusive,here is the story and words of Jesus as reported by our Biblical reporter,Luke-the physician:
20:22Watching for a chance to get him, they sent spies who posed as honest inquirers, hoping to trick him into saying something that would get him in trouble with the law. So they asked him, "Teacher, we know that you're honest and straightforward when you teach, that you don't pander to anyone but teach the way of God accurately. Tell us: Is it lawful to pay taxes to Caesar or not?"
23-24He knew they were laying for him and said, "Show me a coin. Now, this engraving, who does it look like and what does it say?"
25"Caesar," they said.
Jesus said, "Then give Caesar what is Caesar's and give God what is God's."
26Try as they might, they couldn't trap him into saying anything incriminating.
WoW!Luke,that is pretty damning evidence.It is just like Jesus to come right out with it like that.Thank you.It is this reporter's hope that the presidental candidates will now quit their pandering on this subject and just get on with the real issues.
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2 comments:
That Jesus is pretty smart. I wish more people would listen to what he has to say.
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