Alright,I've had enough of this crap,already.And I know,I know,that there are bigger problems facing this world,but downsizing the planet Pluto{http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14489259/}?Geez,we're downsizing everything these days!What are they gonna do next,out source Pluto?This here is just plum crazy.
These crazy scientists have been waffling back and forth,back and forth,back and forth,just on where to put Pluto.If they keep it a planet,then moons will have to become planets,asteroids could become planets,hell hemorrhoids circling your Uranus could be labeled as planets(aah,scratch that).
But,Pluto-the Mickey Mouse planet that it is-doesn't really qualify as being a planet.Hell,there are bigger odder shaped things out there that are truely better defined as a planet then Pluto.Really,Pluto just isn't a planet.
What a quandary.Nobody wants to just have eight Planets instead of nine.That would be like downsizing Rhode Island and only giving us 49 states!What to do?
Here is my nit-wit solution:Grandfather Pluto in as a planet.Set these new rules,but leave Pluto alone.It's been a planet soo long,why change it now?
Of course,Disney could claim it,and simply call Pluto,'Planet World'.Then it would have an official title as a planet and as a world,and we all know,you can't change official titles(well,unless you're getting married;-).
If fact...while I am at it...Why is Goofy still considered a dog?He sure isn't classified as one.'Ah-Yep,haw,haw.Sure,"sure doesn't sound like a dog to me.Now,Pluto....man,now,there's the DAWG.
I say,"KEEP IT REAL!KEEP PLUTO A PLANET!"
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The way things are going,while scientists probably won't scratch Uranus,they might moon us.
All I know is that when the dust settles, someone is going to have to write me a new pneumonic because "Mary's violet eyes make John stay up nights period" isn't going to cut it anymore.
Pluto, after intense study, just doesn't cut it anymore. As planets go, it's, well, um, not cool, okay? Yeah, that's it, not cool as planets go.
And that orbit stinks. Like watching a drunk park a bulldozer.
Number six,Yah,and Venus goes backwards;-)Now it is labeled a dwarf...maybe we should change it's name to Gimli
I'm being facetious, cuz. It's being overly picky, I think. What next, proto-asteroids? Pseudo galaxies? Oh, I got it, Maybe Quasars.
Meaning, these people need a life.
This is really important stuff...we don't want Spock coming down on us saying we only have 8 planets when we are saying we have nine.how embarressing would that be?
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