Friday's Flick:"It's A 'W' Life"

Chapter Fourteen:

With a start our hero awakens in his study,an open Bible on his lap.George looks down at what the open Bible says:

" Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

And

"Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful."

"That's good!Real good!"George says,laughing.He,still laughing,runs down the hallway and into another room.At the end of the room are two doors that open to an outside balcony.He throws the doors open and runs out to the balcony railing,and pressing his waist against it,throws up his arms and yells,"I'M THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD! I'M THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD!

Quickly,onto the freshly fallen snow,with his gun in tow,comes a secret service agent from deep within the White House.He looks up to see what the commotion is.

George waves to him,[giggling],"Hey!Jose,what day is it.(Oh,what a wonderful fellow)."

"Today is Monday,December 25th,2006.Christmas day,Sir."

"Ya...ya mean it all happened in one night?"

"Sir!?!"

"Jose?Do you remember that turkey I pardoned at Thanksgiving?Well,"George says,full of mirth,"Tell 'em he's lost his reprieve.Now go.Go on.And if you're back here with him by noon,I'll give you a three week vacation in Hawaii."

"Sir!Yes,Sir,"and off the agent goes running.

George goes back into the room and picks up the phone,"Ya,this is the president.Get me a direct line to that Kim fella in North Korea.Yes,right now...

...."Hello,Kim,ya little fruitloop.Know what I'm eating,right now.A delicious Big Mac....mmmm it sure is tasty.You know what I'm having for lunch?The biggest fattest turkey you ever saw,stuffed with a duck,stuffed with a chicken.Mmmmm.It's gonna be good.You know what I'm having for supper?Your ass,hotshot.You build one more nuke and I'm kicking your ass with all the weapons at my disposal.Go ahead-tell the world.They already think you're crazy.MMm,what a tasty Big Mac,"CLICK,he hangs up and starts dialling another number,"Merry Christmas,Mr Potter.You're fired.From now on,your job is to just sit there and shut up."He hangs up the phone,and then picks it back up,"Hello?Get me the CEO of Honda...."