The Sunday Cinema:"It's A 'W' Life"

Chapter Six:


"He's the son of a president,Governor of Texas,yet people see him as one of their own,"states JFK.

"He raises the standards for education,yet dumbs down his speech,"muses Nixon.

"He farted in the presidential limousine.Nancy was soo mad."sneers Ronald.

Gabe speaks again to the BIG Three,"These were both glorious and dark times for our hero,gentlemen.Dark deals in smoky rooms.Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.Dubya slipped further and further down the slippery slope of major league politics as he rose higher and higher up the political machine.Mr.Potter encouraged him with his doctrine of twisted truths.Karl twisted truths into lies and George spouted them all.

"There was only one bright spot in the otherwise dark but shining time for George W.Bush....Lieutenant."

Lt.Don Knotts pushes a button on the Tv remote in his hand.The 72 " HDTV immediately goes to the Oval Office.Condoleeza Rice is alone with the new president,sitting on his lap.Condi is showing off her voluptuous legs by crossing them over Dubya's lap.She is seductively twirling his hair with her finger.Her other hand flat against his shoulder,"But Georgy,you're different then other men,"she says,lightly kissing his ear,"The rules don't apply to you."

"But,but,Condi,darlin',isn't this what got Willey into trouble,"George says,gulping hard.

"Oh,poo,Georgey.Are you comparing me to an ugly intern?"she starts tracing her left index finger along his chest,"Don't you want me?"her left hand starts moving lower.

"Wha-what about Laura?"

"Georgy,"Condi whispers in W's ear,"You're the President Of The United States.You have men who will take bullets for you,"he feels her hand against him,"Is it fair for the man with his finger on the button to push it just because he has blue balls?"

The president gulps hard,"Ummm.."

"All of your Sadia friends have more than one wife.I could be your hot political wife.Hmmmm,do you feel like pushing the button,now?"

"Umm,no.Not really."

Condi,touching him,whispers in his ear in Russian,"Я хочу сделать, занимался любовью с Вами.[I want to make mad love to you.]"

"Hot damn!She is hot.Way to go,Georgy."

"This..this is disgusting...right..right in the Oval Office!"

"Oh,goodie,a love scene."

"Opps,sorry,"pleads Don Knotts,"I had this thing on 'Fantasy' mode.Click-Don aims at the Tv and pushes another button...

..."Mr.President?"Condoleeza is sitting across from President,George W.Bush.Her legs are crossed and she has a bunch of folders in her lap,"Mr.President?have you heard a word I've said?"

"I'm sorry,yes,go ahead,Condi."

"I was saying,Mr. President,that I think we can afford to put this,"she holds up a folder,"This Bin Laden,al-Qaeda,thing on the back burner while we try to figure out a way of getting into Iraq."

"Oh,yes,yes,of course."