The Saturday Cinema:"It's A 'W' Life"

Epilogue:In Heaven, somewhere in the depths of the north wing of the Angel Building.The angel, Gabriel, is talking to our three presidents, Kennedy,Nixon & Reagan.Behind him on the 72" HDTV is George W.Bush giving a speech to a cold but large outdoor audience.George-who's voice we can not hear-appears to be giving a very passionate and animated speech.

The angel Gabriel speaks,"Men,you did a great job.Because of you,the president giddily turns his life around and takes charge of his last two years of being in office.Oh,some people laugh because of the change,but he puts a stick in the spokes of Mr.Potter's wheelchair and sends him flying."

"Believe me,"interrupts lieutenant Don Knotts,"No one ever makes fun of him after that."

"Again,you are to be congratulated and Heaven salutes you."Both Gabe and Don give the presidents a swift,stiff salute."You will each receive in the mail a permit for a temporary wings license within a week .Once again,great job,men."

Somewhat later,JFK and Ronald Reagan are riding along with Tricky Dick in his 1965 cherry red Cadillac convertible.It is warm and the sun is setting into the horizon,"Hey,"states Ronald,"I got a bootleg copy of a hit CD from six months from now.Wantta hear it?"

"Damn straight,"smiles Jack,"Everyone knows that Heaven has the best music.Isn't that right,Dick."

"Word.Damn straight.Put it in Ron."

"Well,OK,"Ron slips the CD into the player.As they drive off into the Heavenly sunset,You can hear the music playing...

...."(Ladies and gentlemen,the Vice President of the United States.Ladies and gentlemen,the Vice President of the United States):MY NAME IS/MY NAME IS/DICK CHENEY
MY NAME IS/MY NAME IS/DICK CHENEY

"Humpf-Yo dog,I'm the V.I.P./Wantta see rich/take a look at me/Ipiss in a lake/call it Texas tea/you'll never ever see someone as rich as me
I am what you can a ba-billionaire/your son's in my army?I don't care/ya call it blood money/I guess that's fair

"MY NAME IS/MY NAME IS/DICK CHENEY
MY NAME IS/MY NAME IS/DICK CHENEY"




THE END


...And A Merry Christmas to all,and to all a good night:-)