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Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Song From The New White House Musical:Eveything's OK:


George:Pore Saddam is daid,Pore Suddam Hussein is daid,All gather 'round his cawfin now and cry.He had a heart of gold.And he wasn't very old.Oh why did such a feller have to die?

Pore Suddam is daid Pore Suddam Hussein is daid,He's lookin' oh so peaceful and serene

Saddam: And serene!

George:He's all laid out to rest With his hands acrost his chest His fingernails have never been so clean!

(Spoken)Then the preacher'd get up and he'd say:

(Chanting)Folks, we are gathered here to moan and groan over our brother Suddam Hussein, who hung hisself up by a rope in his smokehouse

(Spoken)Then there'd be weepin' and wailin'... from some of those women. Then he'd say:

(Chanting)Saddam was the most misunderstood man in this here territory. People used to think he was a mean ugly feller and they called him a dirty skunk and an ornery pig stealer

(Sung)But the folks that really knowed him.

(Chant) Knowed that beneath them two dirty shirts he always wore

(Sung)There beat a heart as big as all outdoors

Saddam:As big as all outdoors.

George:Saddam Hussein loved his feller man


Saddam:He loved hes feller man

George (Spoken):He loved the birds of the air and the beasts of the field. He loved the mice and the vermin in the barns, and he treated the rats like equals, which was right. And he loved little children. He loved everybody and everything in the whole world! Only he never let on, so nobody ever knowed it.

(Sung)Pore Saddam Hussein Pore Saddam Hussein is daid His friends'll weep and wail for miles around

Saddam: Miles Around!

George:The daisies in the dell will give out a different smell Because Pore Saddam is underneath the ground.

Saddam:Pore Saddum is daid A Candle lights his haid He's layin' in a cawfin made of wood


George: Wood...

Saddam:And folks are feelin' sad Cause they useter treat him bad But now they know their friend is gone for good

George: Good..


Both: Pore Saddam is Daid a candle lights his haid!

George:He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice He looks like he's asleep, It's a shame that he won't keep But it's summer and we're running out of ice.

Both: Pore Saddam, Pore Saddam

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